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Tex237's avatar

That is so gross.

Well, I never.

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UnDrewsual's avatar

I'd said earlier that the spokebeings dropping "couch" into their statements reminded me of how in 2016, after Hilary made her "basket of deplorables" comment, the MAGA folks started calling themselves "deplorables" as a way to turn it around on Dems. And also how we turned Let's Go Brandon around on MAGA with the Dark Brandon stuff.

So they are trying it again, I think, but 1) it's hard to rally around "couch fucking" and 2) it just keeps reminding everyone of it and makes us all laugh at Vance even more while also amplifying his weirdness.

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beb's avatar

Those aren't sippy cups, they are urine specimen cups.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They probably think they are sippy cups.

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Michael's avatar

Um, out for a few days, um...

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Patrick Mueller's avatar

If there isn't ¢27, two chunks of popcorn and some potato chip dust in that jizz, it isn't Vance's.

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Robert  Taylor's avatar

I hear that a Canadian firm is offering a take-over bid to 7 Eleven. Their name is Couche-Tard. Is JD Vance a Canook?

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Regret's avatar

I mean, I'm glad they're not icked out by a bodily fluid, this is about as close to sex-positive as they're going to get, but... ick.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So many semen jokes, so little time.

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bill's avatar

god, barf!

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Kala Ladenheim's avatar

Please tell.me this is all.satire.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't know how to tell you this, but it's all real.

You want to know how you can tell? Those assholes didn't all go out to Hobby Lobby and do the same crafty thing. They bought that off of some right wing website that also sells Liberal Hunting Licenses.

Here's what something like that looks like if we do it.

https://www.jdjellycouchlube.com/store/p/jd-jelly-couch-lube

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

I am sure all the basement incels were happy to fill those jars

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Did any of the reporters ask them if they tasted it?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You just know that guy holding one did.

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john iwaniszek's avatar

that little red headed senator is a real firecracker.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

She’s the one that ripped republicans for calling democrats pedos

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Fran D's avatar

Wow gives new meaning to the term Whack Job.

In Chicago we call them Jagoffs.

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Helen Wheels's avatar

Does being triggered make you throw up in your mouth a little? Then I guess they succeeded.

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R Mercer's avatar

That is definately not weird. /s

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