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Imma say no. Men, you know how we are.

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Today, every right-wing git in Nashville has the same garbage take for a status: "HURRRRRR DUUUURRRRR AH BET IF AH STOLED TEN GRAND AH'D GO T'JAIL! HUUUURRRR DUUURRRRR MAGA MAGA"Other than the schtupping and the paying the schtupper, she was an epic mayor. This sucks.

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On behalf of anyone reading who watches Svengoolie:BERRRRRWYN!

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You can still go to the nightclub where Keith Carradine sang "I'm Easy". True story

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Meanwhile, Mary Fallin, good ole gay hating, Ten Commandments loving, Gov of OK had an affair with her bodyguard back in 1998 while serving as Lt. Governor and still married to Joseph Fallin. Jesus sure must have a lot of time on His hands now that Republicans decide for Him who He will and will not forgive.

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Step one: join the GOP

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Dolly Parton libel!

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Only when 'casting' his vote.

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Providing 'security' is a deeper more meaningful occupation than I had previously been led to believe.

So is Mayoring now that I think about it.

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"indecision me moleste!"

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y'know Paul Anka wrote one of Sinatra's biggest hits, "My Way"? Probably got a nice place in Palm Beach for it, too.

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The Exit/In (or “The Exit” for those who remember its glorious beginnings). Only tourists go there now. It’s lost all its class from the 70s.

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THIS^^^, One of the the worst choices for karaoke.

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Thanks for this, now I have the pair.

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Would not have mattered, he is still a democrat. Hillary and Barry Bamz were both actual christians that go to church because they want to and they elected the AntiChrist.

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Yes, that was always the answer or "making whoopie".

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