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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Imma say no. Men, you know how we are.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Today, every right-wing git in Nashville has the same garbage take for a status: "HURRRRRR DUUUURRRRR AH BET IF AH STOLED TEN GRAND AH'D GO T'JAIL! HUUUURRRR DUUURRRRR MAGA MAGA"Other than the schtupping and the paying the schtupper, she was an epic mayor. This sucks.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

On behalf of anyone reading who watches Svengoolie:BERRRRRWYN!

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

You can still go to the nightclub where Keith Carradine sang "I'm Easy". True story

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Meanwhile, Mary Fallin, good ole gay hating, Ten Commandments loving, Gov of OK had an affair with her bodyguard back in 1998 while serving as Lt. Governor and still married to Joseph Fallin. Jesus sure must have a lot of time on His hands now that Republicans decide for Him who He will and will not forgive.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Step one: join the GOP

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Dolly Parton libel!

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Leftflank's avatar

Only when 'casting' his vote.

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Leftflank's avatar

Providing 'security' is a deeper more meaningful occupation than I had previously been led to believe.

So is Mayoring now that I think about it.

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H0mer0's avatar

"indecision me moleste!"

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RMS's avatar

y'know Paul Anka wrote one of Sinatra's biggest hits, "My Way"? Probably got a nice place in Palm Beach for it, too.

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Little Lulu's avatar

The Exit/In (or “The Exit” for those who remember its glorious beginnings). Only tourists go there now. It’s lost all its class from the 70s.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

THIS^^^, One of the the worst choices for karaoke.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Thanks for this, now I have the pair.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Would not have mattered, he is still a democrat. Hillary and Barry Bamz were both actual christians that go to church because they want to and they elected the AntiChrist.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, that was always the answer or "making whoopie".

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