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chascates's avatar

Rastafarian or GTFO!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The reason teabaggers love her is right in the clip: She like to eat the meat balls, lowering them gently into her soft Italian mouth one or two at a time. Man, do I have to draw you a picture?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm betting she's never had one. Only someone who has never had one would ever give them up.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Meatballs > man balls. Got it.

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fuflans's avatar

she's really quite cute and he's really quite a wanker.

are we sure this is helping?

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PsycWench's avatar

Are we sure she didn't mean Hairy Krishna?

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chascates's avatar

Has she ever dabbled in Islam? It seems to be all the rage because I hear people babbling about it all the time. Sort of like Southern Baptists but for people who don't eat pork.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Hey Christine. Don't pay attention to all this lamestreaming about stuff you said back in some other decade and colleges you may not have attended.

From now until election day, just focus on "burnishing your credentials."

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