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Aretha Franklin is a national treasure . . . and Taylor Swift is pretty much a walking hanger.

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My wife and I sext all the time.

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Now I have just sexted all you Wonketeers. Do you feel dirty?

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I think the only way the governor is going to come out not looking like a nepotistic dickhead is to pardon every single pot conviction in the state. How about it Gov?

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Or should I say dirtier?

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Lucky for Kyle Beebe that he wasn't Messican. That ain't pardonable.

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Taylor- Whoa, Aretha, that's cold. All I'm asking for is a little, um, what's the word?-starts with an "R"- just a little bit. Aretha- Do I need to spell it out for you, honey?

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Assume committee dead

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Elian Gonzalez?

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Being an actual witch is possibly the only thing that could make her interesting.

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Ouch!

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