Via screen grab Imagine you're in your early 20s, you live in Arkansas, and you get busted for possession of marijuana, with "intent to deliver." Maybe that means you're a dealer, or maybe it's just your turn to pick up a sack for your friends, and also a pizza while you're out, bro. Who knows? Now you're a felon, and that sure sucks, especially because it's a non-violent, victimless crime, and really, shouldn't we just decriminalize marijuana anyway because wow is this a waste of time and resources and what is the big damned deal about weed anyway? If your name is Kyle Beebe, that's probably what you've been thinking since 2003, when you got busted and had to pay fines and serve three years of supervised probation. But then, if your name is Kyle Beebe, you can also
I think the only way the governor is going to come out not looking like a nepotistic dickhead is to pardon every single pot conviction in the state. How about it Gov?
Taylor- Whoa, Aretha, that's cold. All I'm asking for is a little, um, what's the word?-starts with an "R"- just a little bit. Aretha- Do I need to spell it out for you, honey?
Aretha Franklin is a national treasure . . . and Taylor Swift is pretty much a walking hanger.
My wife and I sext all the time.
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Now I have just sexted all you Wonketeers. Do you feel dirty?
I think the only way the governor is going to come out not looking like a nepotistic dickhead is to pardon every single pot conviction in the state. How about it Gov?
Or should I say dirtier?
Lucky for Kyle Beebe that he wasn't Messican. That ain't pardonable.
Taylor- Whoa, Aretha, that's cold. All I'm asking for is a little, um, what's the word?-starts with an "R"- just a little bit. Aretha- Do I need to spell it out for you, honey?
Assume committee dead
Elian Gonzalez?
Being an actual witch is possibly the only thing that could make her interesting.
Ouch!