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dslindc's avatar

Aretha Franklin is a national treasure . . . and Taylor Swift is pretty much a walking hanger.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

My wife and I sext all the time.

XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Now I have just sexted all you Wonketeers. Do you feel dirty?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think the only way the governor is going to come out not looking like a nepotistic dickhead is to pardon every single pot conviction in the state. How about it Gov?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Or should I say dirtier?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Lucky for Kyle Beebe that he wasn't Messican. That ain't pardonable.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Taylor- Whoa, Aretha, that's cold. All I'm asking for is a little, um, what's the word?-starts with an "R"- just a little bit. Aretha- Do I need to spell it out for you, honey?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Assume committee dead

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SpideySenser's avatar

Elian Gonzalez?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Being an actual witch is possibly the only thing that could make her interesting.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Ouch!

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