Senator Dr. Rand Paul has fucked up in so many ways since kicking off his presidential campaign on Tuesday that we are probably going to be able to write a daily “How Is Rand Paul Fucking Up Today?” feature for this here Wonkette for the next year. We’re really looking forward to documenting all the ways Paul will fuck up between now and the day next February when he suspends his campaign after finishing ninth in Iowa behind Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Zombie Orval Faubus, and a placemat from a Council Bluffs Denny’s.
I find that most Libertarians are just Republicans who are too embarrassed to admit belonging to that festering party for the last 20 years (at least).
Agreed. I have watched the trajectory through a brother in law, who as soon as it was clear W was a colossal fuckup, began talking about "libertarianism" like he'd discovered this great all-purpose philosophy that allowed him to bow out of his responsibility for voting for that fuckup. Twice.
For me, that's a case of "love the snark, hate the snarker." She really is a megyn-bitch.
Great peripheral vision, though.
When you speak of standards of any sort there, you're assuming facts not in evidence.
If Rand Paul F*cks Up One More Day This Week, He Wins A New Car!
And by "New Car", Yr Wonkette means "A chance to give us munnees".
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
I was waiting until he built up a real balance before I hacked!
Pray to the deity of your choosing that Gary Legum does NOT have to interview this fucking tool.
Their best and their brightest... Ron Paul should have done the family a favor and sold that kid to the circus.
I have it on good authority that nobody tosses a word salad like Sarah Palin.
I find that most Libertarians are just Republicans who are too embarrassed to admit belonging to that festering party for the last 20 years (at least).
Rand and the rest of the prats?
Rand and the rest of the pratts?
Billy Gibbons Libels! Back in the day he had a gold lame suit and fedora to match.
Agreed. I have watched the trajectory through a brother in law, who as soon as it was clear W was a colossal fuckup, began talking about "libertarianism" like he'd discovered this great all-purpose philosophy that allowed him to bow out of his responsibility for voting for that fuckup. Twice.
They're fiat currency? Cool. I always wanted a Fiat 246 Dino, and now I can buy one!
How about clams?
I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express.