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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

please tell me this is not what you intimate it to be.

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

spread around a bunch of foreskins dipped in Manischewitz. Clear the problem right up.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Aren't there any worthwhile beverages they could make with all that corn?

handyhippie65's avatar

the caribou herders of the arctic chomp on caribou scrotes to damage, but not remove them. enough testosterone to defend the herd, but not enough to fight for the wimmin folk.

handyhippie65's avatar

then let me apologize to everyone on the planet for the wingnutters. nutters, start your castr-o-matics.

handyhippie65's avatar

they really do have a word for everything.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Cut, Mr. Deace, cut. It's worth a try, isn't it?

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Actually, at the quantum level, particles do pop in an out of existence every now and then.

kev's avatar

but it's a good law.

pat tolle's avatar

@ Lady Laz-Not sure whyhe'd need to do that job himself. Surely he could get the newly electedwith that operation and on Deace's species as well..

Starfish's avatar

Even if he steps on Carsons toe? Now That's just rude.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Has anyone poled her to find out?

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I suspect most Trump voters would be yooge Le Petomane fans. YOOOOOOOOOGE!

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

What the hell do you think you're doing Deace? Eunuchlehead!

chicken thief's avatar

*yawns* Bqatevr.

~ Mrs. Deace