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please tell me this is not what you intimate it to be.

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spread around a bunch of foreskins dipped in Manischewitz. Clear the problem right up.

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Aren't there any worthwhile beverages they could make with all that corn?

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the caribou herders of the arctic chomp on caribou scrotes to damage, but not remove them. enough testosterone to defend the herd, but not enough to fight for the wimmin folk.

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it is.

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then let me apologize to everyone on the planet for the wingnutters. nutters, start your castr-o-matics.

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they really do have a word for everything.

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Cut, Mr. Deace, cut. It's worth a try, isn't it?

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Actually, at the quantum level, particles do pop in an out of existence every now and then.

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but it's a good law.

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@ Lady Laz-Not sure whyhe'd need to do that job himself. Surely he could get the newly electedwith that operation and on Deace's species as well..

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Even if he steps on Carsons toe? Now That's just rude.

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Has anyone poled her to find out?

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I suspect most Trump voters would be yooge Le Petomane fans. YOOOOOOOOOGE!

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What the hell do you think you're doing Deace? Eunuchlehead!

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*yawns* Bqatevr.

~ Mrs. Deace

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