When we got to the therapy dildos, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. Well done, Evan. I think I need to take two dildos and call someone in the morning.
Sorry. Agin the law in Texas. College students started carrying visible dildos in their backpacks to protest a law that allowed concealed carry on college campuses, and, wouldn't you know it, the guns were legal, but the visible dildos weren't.
A friend got a double-headed dildo as a housewarming present. A woman at the party bit it hard enough to leave teeth marks and wrote, "Al, thanks for the great time. Sorry about the braces. Buffy."
Is he kidding because dildos are actually medically necessary for some people with vaginisimus, or after a wound or surgery on the vagina. I'm not even mentioning trans ladies because obviously for Teddifer Cruz, who has knocked his noggin, that's not a legitimate use of your body. But they can help stretch the area slowly into shape for, shall we say, standard use. These medical dildos often come in sets with multiple sizes. But a DIYer can definitely make do with the selection available in the sex toy section.
When we got to the therapy dildos, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. Well done, Evan. I think I need to take two dildos and call someone in the morning.
A tragedy hiding inside his face. FIFY
Sorry. Agin the law in Texas. College students started carrying visible dildos in their backpacks to protest a law that allowed concealed carry on college campuses, and, wouldn't you know it, the guns were legal, but the visible dildos weren't.
A friend got a double-headed dildo as a housewarming present. A woman at the party bit it hard enough to leave teeth marks and wrote, "Al, thanks for the great time. Sorry about the braces. Buffy."
Is the Rule 34 version of Inception?
"In conclusion, Ted Cruz is full of shit."
so is his dildo
Makes his canned soup fetish sound........ positively charming!
Oh, swell. 😑
Let people do what they want.Hmm. Hey Ted, I do not think "people" mean what you think it mean…
No, it doesn't 😭
Eww!
Is he kidding because dildos are actually medically necessary for some people with vaginisimus, or after a wound or surgery on the vagina. I'm not even mentioning trans ladies because obviously for Teddifer Cruz, who has knocked his noggin, that's not a legitimate use of your body. But they can help stretch the area slowly into shape for, shall we say, standard use. These medical dildos often come in sets with multiple sizes. But a DIYer can definitely make do with the selection available in the sex toy section.
Dildos: they do good things!
Brilliant!
What's up his butt? Why, his own head, of course.
Or as they call 'em, "Hillbilly Chakrubs."
Staples are your friend...
This is hilarious!