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SterWonk's avatar

Thank you. Gotta be accurate when dealing with nerds. :-)

hipsteriac's avatar

You must be referring to Holly "Lollipoppy" Lobby.

JoeChristmas's avatar

Let government do for you what God can't -- unless you're poorz.

JoeChristmas's avatar

The Duggars did Texas!

SeriousSummer's avatar

Re-educate, not imprison. We only have his best interests at heart.--SeriousSummer, Future Commandant of the North Texas FEMA Camp.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

something something Hortess Twinkies heh heh

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as a fish, shouldn't you be swimming off to FEMA, especially in the rain?

Amy!'s avatar

You want them to tie Representative Gohmert up, like some common chicken thief?

LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

it's known as "sex with a turdblossom"

Amy!'s avatar

I was thinking pipe cleaners and old-fashioned wire coat-hangers.

toomanyrappers's avatar

But, if you needed help, I would still give it to you.

I guess I can't be helped. ;)

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Happy Sunday, you scrappy weasels

Happy Sunday to you, too, but who told you I was having weasel scrapple for brunch?

ryp's avatar

That's the last time you make the nachos!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

I have a feeling that Duggar and Hastert are just the tip of the ... well, you know.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is my sincerely held religious belief as well.