Happy Sunday, you scrappy weasels. We hope you had a nice week, enjoying all the gross news yr Wonkette had to report, because all the news was just terrible and gross and bad. We thought we had our fill of kid-touching stories with Josh Duggar, but then Denny Hastert came in and was like ME TOO, I TOUCHED KIDS TOO. ALLEGEDLY. So it's time to take a look see at the top ten stories of the week, as chosen by you, the wise Wonkers.
Thank you. Gotta be accurate when dealing with nerds. :-)
I see.
You must be referring to Holly "Lollipoppy" Lobby.
Let government do for you what God can't -- unless you're poorz.
The Duggars did Texas!
Re-educate, not imprison. We only have his best interests at heart.--SeriousSummer, Future Commandant of the North Texas FEMA Camp.
something something Hortess Twinkies heh heh
as a fish, shouldn't you be swimming off to FEMA, especially in the rain?
You want them to tie Representative Gohmert up, like some common chicken thief?
it's known as "sex with a turdblossom"
I was thinking pipe cleaners and old-fashioned wire coat-hangers.
But, if you needed help, I would still give it to you.
I guess I can't be helped. ;)
Happy Sunday, you scrappy weasels
Happy Sunday to you, too, but who told you I was having weasel scrapple for brunch?
That's the last time you make the nachos!
I have a feeling that Duggar and Hastert are just the tip of the ... well, you know.
This is my sincerely held religious belief as well.