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SterWonk's avatar

Thank you. Gotta be accurate when dealing with nerds. :-)

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I see.

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hipsteriac's avatar

You must be referring to Holly "Lollipoppy" Lobby.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Let government do for you what God can't -- unless you're poorz.

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JoeChristmas's avatar

The Duggars did Texas!

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SeriousSummer's avatar

Re-educate, not imprison. We only have his best interests at heart.--SeriousSummer, Future Commandant of the North Texas FEMA Camp.

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My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

something something Hortess Twinkies heh heh

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as a fish, shouldn't you be swimming off to FEMA, especially in the rain?

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Amy!'s avatar

You want them to tie Representative Gohmert up, like some common chicken thief?

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LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

it's known as "sex with a turdblossom"

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Amy!'s avatar

I was thinking pipe cleaners and old-fashioned wire coat-hangers.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

But, if you needed help, I would still give it to you.

I guess I can't be helped. ;)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Happy Sunday, you scrappy weasels

Happy Sunday to you, too, but who told you I was having weasel scrapple for brunch?

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ryp's avatar

That's the last time you make the nachos!

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I have a feeling that Duggar and Hastert are just the tip of the ... well, you know.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is my sincerely held religious belief as well.

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