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SullivanSt's avatar

OT, but I saw your <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/04\/10\/stewart-creates-%e2%80%98lolcats%e2%80%99-image-to-respond-to-judith-miller\/" target="_blank">cameo</a> on The Daily Show last night. Does he pay well? ;)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm just hoping to put off the "Ensure days" for as long as possible.

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bobbert's avatar

Repubican debates, sanity.

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102415's avatar

In my neighborhood we make fun of people who get their bike stolen because they left it out on the street. Seriously, the man is an all around idiot RWNJ. Especially for not asking the nuns who most likely knew exactly which Catholic kid took the bike and would have gotten it returned to him for a nice donation.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Damn, what a mixed up douchenozzle would that guy be if he got mugged by a white hairless man while wandering around?

I believe this was a missed opportunity for the imaginary sky man/tomb houdini to teach a lesson to a fuckstick.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

bike thieves, racial transcendancy

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fuflans's avatar

thank you! 22 months i was out of anything but acting work. let me tell you, unemployment saved our lives.

now i am in evanston.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just across the taint tracks.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I was going to mention this, but it looks like you did first.

WELL THEN, NOW I CAN FINALLY SHED MY WHITE GUILT!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think my uncle has a massive N-word collection! I bet it's worth a fortune!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I had a bunch of tools stolen out of my garage, so logically, I'd naturally blame black people, because they are also on this planet.

First of all, black people aren't smart, so they wouldn't know to steal things that are valuable -- thanks to The Derb for this kind of racial insight. In addition, these were <i>tools</i> for doing <i>work,</i> ..so it couldn't be black people, because we all know they are so lazy.

So, logically, I think I will stop hiding my completely reasonable rage and anger towards the easily blameworthy Home Depot.

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The Quirk's avatar

Sugar Bears, Super Sugar Crisp.

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The Quirk's avatar

Damned Liberals.

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The Quirk's avatar

Not enough Fancy Comparisons.

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The Quirk's avatar

Like he just ate bad brussels sprouts. Assuming there are GOOD brussel sprouts.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Then my cellphone battery died AND I COULDN'T EVEN TWEET! DAMN N**S!

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