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Lapdog Blitzer is such a wuss- he makes UpChuck Toad look courageous in comparison

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yes delay it until it's just exactly perfect like the private sector always does

cough*windows*cough

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totally totally agree. every time i read it, i feel like i've read some low rent ad agency's second string of arby's slogans. the ones aired after 11 PM.

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Because the Research Triangle is in North Carolina and, uh...Fort Sumter is in South Carolina, site of the dumbest first battle in a war ever.

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It's a seemless blend of mis- and dis-information, slanted opinions, and shilling for products and organizations.

The Heritage Foundation, for example, purchases "editorial" coverage. Paid ads that don't sound like ads.

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Just as "religious freedom" means <i>my </i>freedom to tell<i> you</i> how to live your life, "fiscal responsibility" means making some other taxpayer responsible for my financial obligations.

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You have to go to the county courthouse to change your party registration to Republican. Then your head will fit up your ass.

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MECKLENBURGCOUNTYGATE!!1!

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I'm sure the actual taxpayers of Mecklenburg County won't mind picking up the tab for a $174,000 per year Congressman.

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"prettying it up for Fox News"?

I thought Faux News' propagandists were the de-derpification experts. They have an entire team of professional dissemblers dedicated to the <strike>shut</strike>slim-down.

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He's no James Earl Jones, though.

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He will grow out of it, but they won't.

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I miss Ernest Hollings.

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Now my name it is <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=fGKkhUkxvc4" target="_blank">Mulvaney</a> And I'm known quite famously People speak my name in whispers What higher praise can there be

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In fairness, the Republicans don't run against their opponents, they run against President Commie McKenyan.

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George Will must have hit rock bottom. He not only switched from ABC to Fox but his byline is on the main page of Human Events, below Ann Coulter and to the side of Michelle Malkin. How the mighty have fallen.

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