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I was going outside today.

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I figure it's Hannity because Trump is a big fan of oui-oui hookers.

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"You know, Sean, you remind me of my daughter Ivanka. You've both got big, floppy tits."

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as long as they bring their own copy of Forbes...

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"Ooh là là, Monsieur Trump, you are being, 'ow you say, ze naughty, naughty boy!"

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Nixon had Bebe Rebozo to confide in. Trump has Bozo.

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It could be the actress Eleanor Parker who played the Baroness in The Sound of Music.

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Karen McDougal's ears are longer than I remember them being.

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I was already living here then, and knew Kim Peterson, the afternoon drive host on WGST (Hannity had the pre-noon slot). They didn't like each other, but I'm not aware of anything other than him getting a golden opportunity dangled in front of him.

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Joke if you will, but the Beach Boys' visionary album Poot Sounds anticipated Sarah Huckabee Sanders by decades.

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Silent treatment swinging? A key party where the women change the locks? Over aged incontinence hookers?

Man, the sybaritic lifestyle has changed since Cadet Bonespurs faced His Personal Vietnam!

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A "golden opportunity dangled in front of him?"

I've heard enough about tangerine guppy dick for one day.

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I'll bet they giggle about it

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In time the truth will come out. It almost always does.

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"How about a raisin?"

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Look, people, the Baroness isn't evil. She's just misunderstood. It was a different time...

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