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james crubb's avatar

I was going outside today.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I figure it's Hannity because Trump is a big fan of oui-oui hookers.

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"You know, Sean, you remind me of my daughter Ivanka. You've both got big, floppy tits."

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

as long as they bring their own copy of Forbes...

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"Ooh là là, Monsieur Trump, you are being, 'ow you say, ze naughty, naughty boy!"

beatbort's avatar

Nixon had Bebe Rebozo to confide in. Trump has Bozo.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It could be the actress Eleanor Parker who played the Baroness in The Sound of Music.

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Karen McDougal's ears are longer than I remember them being.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

I was already living here then, and knew Kim Peterson, the afternoon drive host on WGST (Hannity had the pre-noon slot). They didn't like each other, but I'm not aware of anything other than him getting a golden opportunity dangled in front of him.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Joke if you will, but the Beach Boys' visionary album Poot Sounds anticipated Sarah Huckabee Sanders by decades.

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Silent treatment swinging? A key party where the women change the locks? Over aged incontinence hookers?

Man, the sybaritic lifestyle has changed since Cadet Bonespurs faced His Personal Vietnam!

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A "golden opportunity dangled in front of him?"

I've heard enough about tangerine guppy dick for one day.

Bebecca's avatar

I'll bet they giggle about it

TundraGrifter's avatar

In time the truth will come out. It almost always does.

TrytheVeal's avatar

"How about a raisin?"

Enter Ranting's avatar

Look, people, the Baroness isn't evil. She's just misunderstood. It was a different time...