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i can't wait till trump destroys our economy entirely. another shutdown, and the diminished credit rating which will accompany it, will put us squarely on the downward spiral to hobo town. be sure to stock up on beans, and sticks with bandannas tied to them.

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sounds like a passel of idiots. cue song, "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies."

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it is the only reason cats keep us around. once they figure out how to use one, we're doomed.

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When the economy collapses, Mexico will pay for the wall to keep us out. WIN!

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You should only have to put off retirement for 6 or 7 decades, tops.

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That's nothing exceeds like excess, but why quibble?

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Can't Congress override his veto with a 2/3's vote? I mean, he's starting to piss off important people, not the rubes.

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That's easy for you to say.

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Like everything Trump does, that was his teaser to get everyone to tune into next week's episode of Trump: The Presidency.

The show's ratings are in the 30's. I'm surprised they haven't pulled it.

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Yes, but that would require record numbers of Republicans to not be idiots.

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It'll be an epic graffiti canvas, like the Berlin one.

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Holds the weight of a humpback whale and all the water it needs to survive a trip three centuries into the future!

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Neutrogena Facial Cleansing Bars?

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"A terrifying obstacle. About as frightening as a little rabbit with the word 'BOO' painted on its nose."

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Future Headline:

MEXICAN OLYMPIC POLE VAULTERS SWEEP MEDAL STAND

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