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handyhippie65's avatar

i can't wait till trump destroys our economy entirely. another shutdown, and the diminished credit rating which will accompany it, will put us squarely on the downward spiral to hobo town. be sure to stock up on beans, and sticks with bandannas tied to them.

handyhippie65's avatar

sounds like a passel of idiots. cue song, "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies."

handyhippie65's avatar

it is the only reason cats keep us around. once they figure out how to use one, we're doomed.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

When the economy collapses, Mexico will pay for the wall to keep us out. WIN!

Jessie's avatar

You should only have to put off retirement for 6 or 7 decades, tops.

Zyxomma's avatar

That's nothing exceeds like excess, but why quibble?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Can't Congress override his veto with a 2/3's vote? I mean, he's starting to piss off important people, not the rubes.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That's easy for you to say.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Like everything Trump does, that was his teaser to get everyone to tune into next week's episode of Trump: The Presidency.

The show's ratings are in the 30's. I'm surprised they haven't pulled it.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Yes, but that would require record numbers of Republicans to not be idiots.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

It'll be an epic graffiti canvas, like the Berlin one.

SeeTrain65's avatar

Holds the weight of a humpback whale and all the water it needs to survive a trip three centuries into the future!

SeeTrain65's avatar

"A terrifying obstacle. About as frightening as a little rabbit with the word 'BOO' painted on its nose."

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

SeeTrain65's avatar

Future Headline:

MEXICAN OLYMPIC POLE VAULTERS SWEEP MEDAL STAND