If We Did Not Have a Katherine Harris It Would Be Necessary to Invent Her

Above, George Allen, who is still under the mistaken impression that Virginia is in the West. Or that he is from Virginia. Or something.

The picture is from Bristol's 150th Anniversary parade. Convertibles, while suitable transportation for the other politicians and public figures, were deemed "not obnoxious enough" by Mr. Allen, who, shortly after the parade ended, trampled his sister.