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Megan Macomber's avatar

We're gonna stop fentanyl at ALL the borders, except that we're not stopping it. And once it gets here, we don't give a shit who dies from it, just like we don't give a shit about addiction, because junkies are losers unless they can pay for private rehab over and over.

Of course, if you are an Entrepreneur who makes mega-American buckaroos off importing and selling drugs, we LOVE that. You are hereby pardoned. Please join us at Mar-a-Lago!

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Time to stock up on Invermectin, vitamin A and now motor oil???? I'm going to need a bigger bunker.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

These same people probably also believe that statistics "don't refer to real people," so we should just ignore statistics. They really are idiots. We are daily proving the observation that those who most want power are the ones who should be kept farthest from it. Trump is not fit to run a convenience store, let alone a country.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. We love Talking Heads.

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tecolote42's avatar

Yep, I'm sure we want to live in a miserable land where ignorance is king.

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Rain Robinson's avatar

This regime wants zero health and safety agencies, information, warnings, or anything that can possibly help human beings live safe and healthy lives. This regime does not believe government should benefit the people; it should only be run to enrich the already wealthiest. To collect tax dollars to hand over to the 2% millionaires and up. This regime does not care to prevent diseases and help people in natural disasters. Fact.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I stopped weighting myself for about a year, when I stepped on a scale again it turned out to be a relatively poor strategy.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Why not? Krasnov told the CDC to “slow the testing down” in 2020 and after that, we no problems with Covid whatsoever, right?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Make sure nobody gets any information, and pretty soon we'll all be as pig-ignorant as Donald Fucking Trump. Which I guess is the point.

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gene108's avatar

Refusing to publish data will not end with the FDA, CDC, etc. I figure if the economy tanks, look for info on unemployment to stop being published or completely falsified.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Works for Russia.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(there's a reason republicans murdered language, you know)

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Menotsure's avatar

If's a well known fact that if you stop cutting your toenails they quit growing.

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Anne Flaherty's avatar

Frances Kelsey. Thalidomide. That is all.

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YaJagoff's avatar

"chugging 30-weight motor oil doesn’t cure the common cold." That is correct, what really should be used is 10w30.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Damn . . . all that money wasted on 3-in-1...

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

5w20 - when it gets really cold you gotta go lower.

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YaJagoff's avatar

Living in Fla., I didn't take into consideration the temp difference of people living north of me, but you're right.

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Donald Green's avatar

Is this being done because RFK Jr. can’t handle so many employees? Who’d a thought?

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

The brainworm has a limited capacity for remembering names, and it's super embarrassing when it gets one wrong. So we have to fire people until the agency is down to a manageable number of names.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Eventually, he'll be the smartest person in the room. Eventually.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

So all of them will be named "Brad"?

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

"(Please do not consume electricity either.)"

I drink at least 120V daily.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You should limit it to a Faraday.

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Major Kong's avatar

A Faraday a day keeps the doctor away.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

I drink just enough to stay current.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Your responsibility really amps me up.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Look, some of us can't stay ohm all day.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

I don't have the capacitance for puns today.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Your resistance is frankly disappointing.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Watt is the matter with you people?!?

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Whelp, that may be it for me for news today. People are going to die. The wrong people, unfortunately.

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