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larry longmore's avatar

It would be easier, and a much shorter list to name those who are not clowns. Of course they would be the pure evil brigade like Minnesota's John Kline, so a bracket all their own.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

And you are probably better off not knowing.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Chris Partlow LIBEL!!!!!

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Poor Issa, losses his BENGHAAZI!!!1!!!1!! chairmen position and he just falls out of the running.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

OMG, someone actually watches that? And they have actual guests? I tried a few times, but it just seemed like the whole concept of the show was to give the "Real Housewife" cast members something to do when they weren't cussing out each other.

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

And somewhere, in a dank Peoria basement, Aaron Schock stabs another pin in his Barney Frank voodoo doll, sobs, wraps one of his favorite feather boas around his neck, and declares, "I should be the one throwing all that shade, not her."

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Well, it depends on how powerful is the nail gun.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I could listen to Barney's soothing voice all day long.

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kindness's avatar

GoFundMe for Barney.

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kindness's avatar

Michelle has far away eyes. What she is looking at way out in the distance I have no clue though.

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Serolf Divad's avatar

One nice thing about Gingrich? Well... he got Bill Clinton re-elected.

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chascates's avatar

Barney Frank has earned his retirement many times over but I hope he'll teach someplace. He tells it like it is.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I'm hoping Alan Grayson will bring a giant handful of sand and throw it on the Senate floor this summer.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

GAWD, there are so many to choose from.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

David Brat looks promising, once he figures out how to get anyone to notice him.

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RangerJay's avatar

Gohmert for the win.

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