If You're In Northern Parts Of The USA Tonight, DO Look Up. You Might See Pretty Sun Farts!
If You're In Northern Parts Of The USA Tonight, DO Look Up. You Might See Pretty Sun Farts!
Or Northern Lights, whatevs.
If you’re in the northern parts of the USA, especially the Midwest, or almost anywhere in the Canada, you might get a glimpse of the fabled “Northern Lights” tonight, thanks to a bunch of magnetic eruptions on the Sun that have been sending particles toward the Earth.
Most commonly seen in the Arctic, the Aurora Borealis occurs shortly after the Sun farts out clouds of plasma in what’s called a “coronal mass ejection” (no, it’s definitely ejection, you there snickering in in the back) and streams of charged particles crash into Earth’s magnetic field. When the sun storms are especially severe, the aurora becomes more visible farther away from Earth’s magnetic poles.
Sez the Detroit Free Press:
A geomagnetic storm began Saturday and continued into Sunday, creating potential viewing conditions for the aurora borealis. The storm registered moderate at level G2 Saturday before increasing to a severe level G4 storm Sunday afternoon, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Space Weather Prediction Center.
The storm was prompted by a coronal mass ejection from the sun Friday evening, reaching the Earth early Sunday.
The massive Space Farts have the potential to disrupt power networks and satellites, so that’s one more thing to worry about, but maybe not, probably not, one can hope.
Nothing’s guaranteed, but the best viewing times, per NOAA’s Space Weather Prediction Center, tend to be between 10 PM and 2 AM local time (not adjusted like a TV schedule, what with the world turning and all), and looking north away from city lights. The flatter the terrain toward the horizon, the better your chances of seeing something.
How far south will the aurora be visible tonight? We’ve seen two different projections. The first is from NOAA, and they oughta know, placing the most likely southern “view line” on a curve that includes most of Washington, Montana, the Dakotas, Illinois, and Michigan, plus bits of northern Idaho, New York, Maine, and those two states no one remembers unless they’re there.
This second one, from the Fox affiliate in Greenville, South Carolina, is a lot more expansive / optimistic, placing the outer edges of the maybe-you-can-see something line farther south, including a much bigger slice of the northern half of the country but adding it’ll be very low on the horizon if you see anything at all.
And here’s some video from Fox Weather, which we assume blames the Sun Farts on Joe Biden. We like the very calm, all-red preview image.
As that TV station in South Carolina adds, if you don’t see any aurora stuff tonight, just wait, because the maximum for the current solar cycle is coming in 2025, neato!
Jaw amongst yourselves, it is an OPEN THREAD!
[NOAA viewing tips / NOAA Aurora forecast / Detroit Free Press / Guardian / Fox Carolina]
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Great, just great. Last week's New Yorker had a very disturbing article about coronal mass ejections and the office that watches these things and our vulnerabilities to them. And, right on time, here it is!
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵, 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀
There’s just something viscerally upsetting about unfairness, often well beyond its material impacts on a person. Trump seeing his bond reduced from a half-billion to $175 million is not the worst thing in a material sense. It’s not like the people who died from covid or in the Capitol riot because of his sociopathic behavior. It’s not like the trauma E. Jean Carroll experienced after Trump sexually assaulted her. It’s not like his threat to democracy.
But boy, I’m betting I’m far from the only person who wanted to throw a TV through a glass window when I heard the news. Especially since, as far as I can tell, the only reason for it is rich criminals just get special treatment. We should all be loudly angry about this, if only to help shame the appeals court into not coddling him further.
That said, don’t give up all hope of justice. Yesterday, we also got the news that Trump’s criminal trial for fraud is back on in New York, and starting April 15. Of course, we shouldn’t be surprised if he delays it again — the impunity well hasn’t run dry yet — but it’s okay to let ourselves feel for a moment like a jury might actually have a shot at him. And when Trump and his cronies actually face a court, they don’t tend to do well.
Still, we cannot lose sight of what I wrote when that trial is first delayed: We cannot expect people in power to act with the modicum of responsibility necessary to hold Trump accountable. If we want justice, the first step is for us little guys to keep Trump out of the White House.
But it’s a good reminder that one reason people are cynical about politics is travesties like this. The justice system needs drastic reforms to undo all this unfairness, or trust in institutions will continue to falter.
-- Amanda Marcotte, SALON
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