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Greg's avatar

"Heck, why not make your own memecoin? It’s easy to do!"

Why don't I just stick my dick up my own ass? LMAO. Oh, that's not easy to do I guess.

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Tosca's avatar

You wanted currency trading without all those pesky regulations that Stifle Innovation. You got it. What's the problem?

Oh, you don't like all the scams? The scams that currency trading regulations prevent? You want regulations to protect you from getting scammed? In the currency trading venue you specifically chose *because* it's unregulated? So you want the protection of regulation without the restrictions?

I don't know what to tell you, bro.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

If you prefer your tech education dripping with the kind of sarcasm that drips with even more sarcasm...um, you'd be at Wonkette, wouldn't you. And so you are! But more a propos here: I highly recommend Dan Olsen's YouTube series on cryptocurrencies, NFTs, and their incestuous derivatives.

Dan's Canadian, so he gets it. Plus he totally grasps everything related to financial evil, relating it in a way that makes you feel like YOU grasp it too--even when "broad-brush" would probably be a better descriptor of your own graspation.

Plus PLUS he makes fun of the aesthetic poverty behind all the so-called "art" being purveyed in the form of memes, or attempting to be purveyed (and I don't mean the few scraps of actual art that gave so many such projects a gloss of desirability early on).

Do it. You'll have fun. You might learn a thing or eleven.

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JoyLynn's avatar

Wait. She's saying the federal government wants to destroy the federal government? Republican projection as usual?

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

H.L. Mencken has, again, entered the chat.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

OT: it's the last week before semester end. WHY are teachers sending students here to print projects without making sure that they have actually done one??

Kid: I gotta print a project

Me: Okay

Kid: (begins frantically searching for anything to copy and paste, takes the whole hour)

I'm mad at the teachers all week long, traditionally. DO. YOUR. JOB!

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lina corvus's avatar

$HAWK was softcore findom for dudes who can't let go of that tingle they got when she went viral for talking about spitting on it

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I would like to speak to the Manager of Wonkette. The story discussed droopy balls memecoins, and I wanted to buy my very own $TKN TRUCKNUTS cryptocurrency, but I was BAMBOOZLED into reading the entire story and now my ENTIRE INVESTMENT IS UP IN SMOKE!!

HALP! POLEECE!!!!!

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tek's avatar

time for some adulting.

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Now in the "only clear liquids" part of colonoscopy prep. Tonight at 7 I start the "drink revolting liquid and spend the night on the hopper" part of prep. But at this time tomorrow morning I'll be checked in at the procedure center, and the end of my ordeal will be in sight.

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Also, doing the annual "check all the backup drives and make sure they aren't failing" process.. have uncovered a couple drives that are not entirely happy, so replacements will arrive this afternoon and the failover will help distract me this evening.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I am considered one of those "at-risk" types, so I get to go through that prep once every 5 years. Last time the prep didn't take (I swear, I followed the instructions to the letter, just like the previous time!), so I got to do it *twice*. Probably going to do the same extra-long prep the next time it comes up, too, just to be on the safe side.

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

Same for me. Now waiting for the second appointment, sometime in March.

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Bobathonic's avatar

They want me at three year intervals. I let it go over a decade while I grew two polyps. Big'un was 10mm.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I’ve had 2 now. The happy go to sleep easily part is nice! The also changed the prep procedure for me the 2nd time, it wasn’t as ‘intense!. Good luck with your final steps & outcome!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The objective of this ordeal will be in the 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳'𝘴 sight...

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

It's what killed my dad. Well, that and he NEVER had that test, so by the time they found anything it was already stage 4.

Good on ya, tek

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tek's avatar

yeah, probably killed my maternal grandfather and uncle, and arguably led to my mom's death (she died from complications of a colon resection at 92).

So, I'm on the five year plan.

This is the first one down here in SoFL, so the new gastro doesn't know much other than the history.. he was assuming that, at age 66, this was my first rodeo.. when I said "nah, this is my third or fourth, I forget" he became WAY friendlier..

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Fun thing not politics:

So I've had a november of car woes and wondering about getting a new one or keeping this one going. In the end, decided to keep this one going, though hubby got a bit emo about it and even threw out the line "well you're the bread winner now" and I had to, again, have the conversation about how "partnerships do not work like that you sulky thing you"

Anyway, youngest decided to go to a friend's on saturday, as the young do, and the car would not start. Mind, he had JUST driven it a few hours before when he went to get the pizza. We all went out, tried jumping it, checked fluids, looked under, all that and could see nothing wrong. Was not even clicking, though there was a slight whine when the key was turned.

Hubby was getting into I told you so mode, which you know I adore, so I made him go out sunday morning and check the thing over.

Turns out, the thing was in drive, which is why it would not turn on. He put it in park, and it started right on up.

Now youngest and I are trying to figure out how the hell he got the key out of the ignition when the thing was not even in park. All I can figure is that when he went out on saturday night, his brain was not on and he put it in drive before inserting the key?

Moral of the story: I feel fully justified in not going in on a new thing if youngest is going to do stuff like leave it in drive XD

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Maybe explain certain car things to the yute like "gas gauge" and "air in tires"

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"I told you so mode, which you know I adore"

this. this right here. 🤣

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tek's avatar

it is possible the shift interlock is worn out..

A lot of friends in my car club have older-but-not-ancient specimens where that is the case.

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or perhaps your hubby is EXTREMELY 'talented' ;)

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

It was youngest who did whatever was done XD Hubby just figured it out.

I did not even look at the gear shift seeing as you can not normally take the key out without being in park.

But that could be a thing. We did just have the entire steering and key thingy thing replaced (part of the november woes- also water pump and fuel injectors, so many woes), so maybe something is not jiving with the other stuff.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I am obviously missing something about all this, liberal arts major that I am.

In teaching economics to HS kids, I have always stressed that ANYthing is worth whatever people think it is worth. I can offer you a bottle of water in class for $30, you would not take it. If we were in the desert with no other water, you'd be glad to get it at twice the price.

This goes extra for things like stocks, they are only worth what people are willing to pay. Consider October 29, 1929. And stocks, if not a complete scam, are tied to something real in the world.

This I do not get.

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tek's avatar

Once upon a time, stocks were (at least largely, ignoring the periodic scams) an investment in the future of a company.

Now they are largely baseball cards.

IMHO.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Anymore I think stocks are more what people are willing to pay. Especially as now so many people's retirement funds are pumping that shit up for the enrichment of the ruling class

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

edit: more than. THAN. more than.

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JustPixelz's avatar

15 Most Expensive Private Jets in the World [https://aviationa2z.com/index.php/2024/12/14/15-most-expensive-private-jets-in-world/]

This reminds me: Why don't we have flying cars yet? #ThanksJoe

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Shocktreatment's avatar

We have many four-way stop intersections here in the city, and many drivers without the attention span to get through a traffic light in one go...enough that I no longer yearn for flying cars.

𝘑𝘦𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴, on the other hand...

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memzilla's avatar

Avery Brooks asks the same question: https://youtu.be/vzm6pvHPSGo

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JCfromNC's avatar

When you said Avery Brooks, for some reason I was thinking of this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g9JGe6kdho

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tek's avatar

Oh man... Chump isn't even in the top ten..

FAKE NEWS!!1!

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MRK's avatar

I don't understand how anyone can spend five minutes in traffic and want people to have easy access to flight.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I usually sum it up: "Yeah. Americans in flying cars. What could go wrong?"

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

If everyone is up there, the roads would be much clearer.

Cause I ain't gettin into one of those things

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MRK's avatar

Until they crash. And they would.

I can't trust people on two axes, now we're supposed to trust them on three? I don't fucking think so.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I mean, you know you'd have a ton of people that would go, "Screw this 90mph cruising limit within the city, I paid good money so that my Bombmaster 3000 could fly at Mach .5! I'm just gonna fly a little above the rest of the traffic here and open 'er up."

Hey, it might have worked without the other six people who decided to do the same thing.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Too many axis holes.

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Bobathonic's avatar

There have been plenty of aerial collisions already. Let's put a few million more idiots up there.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

dodging around falling debris in my old ford sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon though

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tek's avatar

Speaking of lights in the sky...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpZpdqg_cVo

𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑢𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘

𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

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JCfromNC's avatar

I echo the singer's plea: "Won't you please take me along for a ride?" Anything short of a "To Serve Man" scenario would have to be better than what's going on here.

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

"Hey - Mister Spaceman

Won't you please take me along

I won't do anything wrong

Hey - Mister Spaceman

Won't you please take me along for a ride?"

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JustPixelz's avatar

I have a "To Serve Man" notebook on my Amazon wish list. I will use it as a cookbook, right?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B9R2MCJL

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JustPixelz's avatar

If Jesus was born today, people would call 9-1-1 about the bright light in the East. Then they'd start shooting at it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Mary & Joseph would have been deported. Just sayin'

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JCfromNC's avatar

Damned anchor baby born to a pair of homeless immigrants.

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Is this just an excuse to post pictures and video of Nigel Farage getting covered in milkshake. Maybe.

"Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at Farage"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ywp7lgwvro

Weighing up the pros and cons.

Con: She has been given a 13-week jail sentence, suspended for 12 months, must pay the MP £150 compensation, complete 120 hours of unpaid work and pay £450 in court costs.

Pro: She's a fucking legend and should never have to buy a drink again her entire life.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Can her public service include speaking about the harm Farage has done to the UK and warn voters to think before they vote.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

complete 120 hours of unpaid work

huh

Isn't there another name for that?

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The Wanderer's avatar

"Internship."

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

lol, we pay our interns XD

Quite the competitive gig too, we get hundreds of applicants yearly

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The Wanderer's avatar

If I had the scratch, I'd pay her court costs for her.

As to the 150 GBP, I'd sooner give Farage the sweat off my balls for ice water.

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MorganX's avatar

Oh god YES. YEEESSSSSSS 🏆

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JustPixelz's avatar

Are you on HeHadItComingHub again?

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Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘴...

"...It is often used interchangeably with the term shitcoin which typically refers to a cryptocurrency with little to no value, authenticity, or utility..."

https://www.coingecko.com/learn/what-is-a-shitcoin

What puzzles me most is not the suckers lined up to throw away a lifetime's accumulation of loot, but that people with such limited understanding of the world scrapped together any savings at all, what with all the African princes that need your banking information to get their fortunes into the country...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

ALL ScamCoin™ has "little to no value, authenticity, or utility"

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

I have the feeling they have wives who work

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Soon to be ex-wives.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

oh no, see, in a christian theocracy, the helpmeets surrender to the authority of their husbands

Not sure what the venn would look like between people who spend their kids college fund on memecoins and those in culty christian sects, but I am just going to guess that there's a lot in that center

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

Someone looked into the Twitter bio of the alleged person who claimed to have lost that money, and they claim to be a millionaire and other things, so my guess is it’s total bullshit.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

I did suspect that. The "college tuition" claim was a little over the top, but only a little.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

especially since 30k would maybe get 1 kid a year and a half at this point

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MRK's avatar

I don't like it when people who are supposed to be on our side sound crazy.

"Schumer urges Biden admin to deploy 'special drone detection tech' to N.Y. and N.J."

Sure, they keep that in the same room as the weather control tech. And you should be smart enough to see that this whole drone nonsense is just panicky people reacting to social media hype.

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kbblaldwin's avatar

Bask in the early 2000's the local county fair district arranged a flyover by a couple of air force jets. The jets flew over the fairgrounds a couple of times and departed. The panic afterwards was amazing. Many of our citizens were of the opinion that the jets had been hijacked by swarthy men from the Middle East and were going to invade our town. Sure, a terrorist wouild definitely go after a small town first. just makes sense. And yes this is Trump country

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So THAT'S what all the chemtrails over Connecticut are for!

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