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planetwingnuttia's avatar

how many republicans congressmen/lawmakers/governors ? don't care about democrats cause theyr'e not saying family values and anti marriage equality.

pragmatizm's avatar

I was wondering when this was going to happen.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When Wife #274 (Desirรฉe) and Concubine #103 (Shirley) get a little too vocal, the couple downstairs bang on their ceiling with a broom stick and hollar, "Hey, Your Highness, stick a sock in it!" They have no sense of duty to their Sovreign, those people.

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Since it would be irresponsible not to speculate, I was about to suggest by name a prominent politician who is eating extramarital pussy thanks to Ashley Madison. But then I stopped myself because it's unfair to hit a man when he's going down.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

And I have to say, you are damned good at it.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Again? That's the third one in the last week, and I gotta say, it's playing merry hell with my schedule.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Russians? There is a hot MILF living only three miles from me and she is constantly asking for a date.

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Not dresses, cupcakes.

toomanyrappers's avatar

Well, asshole awards all around: cheaters and hackers.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

McMillan and Wife will not be helping with the investigation. Something about some computer problem with some website that has Mr. McMillan in hot water with the Mrs.

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You too? She must be a slut.

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Amy Schumer did a spoof of an Ashley Madison type site for evangelicals.

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Ashley Madison has a sister site for married men looking for "encounters" with other men.

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And then the whore mommy and whore daddy love each other very much, and a whore babby grows in the whore mommy's stomach.