DELETE YR ACCOUNTS, SHEEPLE. If you are one of the gross pervs who has been gross perving it up on the Ashley Madison website -- tagline "Life is short. Have an affair" -- your wife or husband or life partner may be about to find out about how gross you are, at which point they will be divorcing you and taking all your money for the rest of your life, because the judge will agree that you are a very bad gross perv cheater. And how will they find out? Because Ashley Madison
When Wife #274 (Desirée) and Concubine #103 (Shirley) get a little too vocal, the couple downstairs bang on their ceiling with a broom stick and hollar, "Hey, Your Highness, stick a sock in it!" They have no sense of duty to their Sovreign, those people.
Since it would be irresponsible not to speculate, I was about to suggest by name a prominent politician who is eating extramarital pussy thanks to Ashley Madison. But then I stopped myself because it's unfair to hit a man when he's going down.
McMillan and Wife will not be helping with the investigation. Something about some computer problem with some website that has Mr. McMillan in hot water with the Mrs.
how many republicans congressmen/lawmakers/governors ? don't care about democrats cause theyr'e not saying family values and anti marriage equality.
I was wondering when this was going to happen.
When Wife #274 (Desirée) and Concubine #103 (Shirley) get a little too vocal, the couple downstairs bang on their ceiling with a broom stick and hollar, "Hey, Your Highness, stick a sock in it!" They have no sense of duty to their Sovreign, those people.
Since it would be irresponsible not to speculate, I was about to suggest by name a prominent politician who is eating extramarital pussy thanks to Ashley Madison. But then I stopped myself because it's unfair to hit a man when he's going down.
And I have to say, you are damned good at it.
Again? That's the third one in the last week, and I gotta say, it's playing merry hell with my schedule.
*rimshot*
Russians? There is a hot MILF living only three miles from me and she is constantly asking for a date.
Not dresses, cupcakes.
Well, asshole awards all around: cheaters and hackers.
Is Krebs angry?
McMillan and Wife will not be helping with the investigation. Something about some computer problem with some website that has Mr. McMillan in hot water with the Mrs.
You too? She must be a slut.
Amy Schumer did a spoof of an Ashley Madison type site for evangelicals.
Ashley Madison has a sister site for married men looking for "encounters" with other men.
And then the whore mommy and whore daddy love each other very much, and a whore babby grows in the whore mommy's stomach.