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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's the plus side?

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fuflans's avatar

i am jealous i was supposed to go today but my bff was sick.

also: i hear it is meh, but johnny depp is good in anything.

especially eyeliner.

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fuflans's avatar

i bet they picked a weekend for rapture on purpose.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Black Butt Porter! I drank that at the get-together in Bellingham after my mama's memorial service three years ago. I may spurn beer, but I savor porter.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Stay strong, DBB. My wife is in Weight Watchers, too. Just keep in mind, fruits are points-less in the new system. Have two peaches and some blueberries instead of that sundae. You need to get down to war-blogging weight, so you can save the weekly WW fee to use for Pay-Per-View Wonkette, maybe, starting next week.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man...all of this talk about the end of the world could make my blood vessels rapture.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...it's about 6:01. No earthquakes it seems. Back to drinking!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Nope, the dog's on the roof, as God and Mitt Romney intended.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I saw Jesus just this morning. He cut my lawn and trimmed the hedges. His fees are reasonable and his work is impressive.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

No one at Fox News better ever be drowning.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news...for Herman Cain.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Great. People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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WA Bishop's avatar

Walking around like regular people. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're stupid. They're everywhere.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I've seen shit that'll turn you white.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/NORAPTUREFORYOU.png" target="_blank">This.</a>

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chascates's avatar

Aren't Gary Bauer and Ralph Reed at least missing?

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