I've gotten this so many times with felony-level shoplifters I've represented--how on earth did you manage to leave the store with enough stuff to add up to that amount of money (though I had one dude who managed to steal a bunch of steaks)?
And as for the multiple allegations of shoplifting in one year--one person I had with that argued he was a secret shopper...
Subdivision 1.Felony offenders. (a) A person charged with or convicted of a felony and released from custody, with or without bail or recognizance, who intentionally fails to appear when required after having been notified that a failure to appear for a court appearance is a criminal offense, or after having been released on an order or condition that the releasee personally appear when required with respect to the charge or conviction, is guilty of a crime for failure to appear and may be sentenced to not more than one-half of the maximum term of imprisonment or fine, or both, provided for the underlying crime for which the person failed to appear, but this maximum sentence shall, in no case, be less than a term of imprisonment of one year and one day or a fine of $1,500, or both. (b) A felony charge under this subdivision may be filed upon the person's nonappearance. However, the charge must be dismissed if the person who fails to appear voluntarily surrenders within 48 hours after the time required for appearance. This paragraph does not apply if the offender appears as a result of being apprehended by law enforcement authorities.609.49 RELEASE, FAILURE TO APPEAR, 2019 Minnesota Statutes
"For another, she can't campaign in the district she is competing for, on account of how there is currently a warrant out for her arrest and she is on the lam." So. Hand-picked by T. rump?
My hubby’s first name is Christy, and on caller ID it shows up as Christ. When people ask how he spells his name, he says “Christ with a Y.” Because I’m usually on the floor dying of laughter, no one comes back at him.
The GOP in Michigan has a scourge of loonies, all funded by Eric Princess brother-in-law. Listening to them, you wouldn’t think they were serious candidates but “serious” is fatal among the GOP in Michigan.
What can he pardon under Martial Law? Probably anything.
Short Bus Stella.
He has people for that.
Insulin. $2400 worth fits in a pocket.
Deny them your essence.
I've gotten this so many times with felony-level shoplifters I've represented--how on earth did you manage to leave the store with enough stuff to add up to that amount of money (though I had one dude who managed to steal a bunch of steaks)?
And as for the multiple allegations of shoplifting in one year--one person I had with that argued he was a secret shopper...
Subdivision 1.Felony offenders. (a) A person charged with or convicted of a felony and released from custody, with or without bail or recognizance, who intentionally fails to appear when required after having been notified that a failure to appear for a court appearance is a criminal offense, or after having been released on an order or condition that the releasee personally appear when required with respect to the charge or conviction, is guilty of a crime for failure to appear and may be sentenced to not more than one-half of the maximum term of imprisonment or fine, or both, provided for the underlying crime for which the person failed to appear, but this maximum sentence shall, in no case, be less than a term of imprisonment of one year and one day or a fine of $1,500, or both. (b) A felony charge under this subdivision may be filed upon the person's nonappearance. However, the charge must be dismissed if the person who fails to appear voluntarily surrenders within 48 hours after the time required for appearance. This paragraph does not apply if the offender appears as a result of being apprehended by law enforcement authorities.609.49 RELEASE, FAILURE TO APPEAR, 2019 Minnesota Statutes
"For another, she can't campaign in the district she is competing for, on account of how there is currently a warrant out for her arrest and she is on the lam." So. Hand-picked by T. rump?
My hubby’s first name is Christy, and on caller ID it shows up as Christ. When people ask how he spells his name, he says “Christ with a Y.” Because I’m usually on the floor dying of laughter, no one comes back at him.
Where I live, crazy people file for GOP nominations in secure GOP districts. And win.
The GOP in Michigan has a scourge of loonies, all funded by Eric Princess brother-in-law. Listening to them, you wouldn’t think they were serious candidates but “serious” is fatal among the GOP in Michigan.
"🎼If I were King of the Foreeeeeest..."
I once had a customer who was certain my last name was Tobin because they kept hearing pages for "Canoehead t'open please, Canoehead t'open".
Not worth it.
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LOL of course not.