Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine

• In the 90s, McCain gave thousands of dollars of Neiman Marcus gift certificates to fashion terrorist Rashid Khalidi. [ Ezra Klein ]

• This Mass. state senator accepted bribes from a swanky European-style discotheque called "Dejavu" in exchange for getting them a liquor license. Naturally, there are hotpixxx of her stuffing $1000 of this illicit ca$h into her bra. [ TPMMuckraker ]

• John McCain will be President if it rains on Election Day, as no one except Cindy McCain can afford an umbrella. And nor should they! Here are your Five Day Forecasts. [ Marc Ambinder / Weather.com ]

• Look at this Soviet robot, engineered by ACORN and armed with deceptively low-budget appendages that are designed to cast Communist Party ballots in the names of hundreds of illegal fictional homeless people. [ Ben Smith ]

• In Muslim Kindergarden, Barack Obama forced other children to play with his dumb Karl Marx sex dolls. [ HuffPost ]