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umm isn't there that little 'fermilab' thingee in batavia?

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yeah but you have that rocking grand piano in the PDX terminal.

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the paula deen story is giving me life.

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'fraid i don't know how to turn the dial that low.

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'shitcago' is a little rich coming from montgomery county.

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No One Could Have Ever Predicted It.

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Well, they're not real Amercians, so it's the duty of the blessed to put 'em in their place.

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Actually, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Porky Pig.

"Habeeb habeeb THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!"

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and thanks to an enabling MSM, it works

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I just returned from a week in central Il and the casual racism is pervasive.

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she just needs a good spanking

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Were his parents drunk on fermented honey at the time of his conception?

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I remember once dealing with a salesman called Gabriel Gabriel.

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So WIND is where to find hot air.

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I did find one reasonably subtle dogwhistle recently, it was a comment on a St. Louis Post-Dispatch article concerning the tax breaks Express Scripts want to expand their building. The comment included "You need to dress scruffy and have bad diction to work there".

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