Illinois Treasurer Dan Rutherford would really like to be Governor, but he's got a teensy little problem: persistent rumors that he's gay (a possible electoral drawback for someone with an "R" after his name) and worse, rumors that he had sexually harassed male staffers.
Wait. What?
The 600 hp Lamborgheni stapler.
See: Lincoln Logs.
It's possible that mentioning Bob Filner violates site policy. I know it violates my sense of well-being.
The prospect of that made me give up coke.
yeah that guy is pretty scary.
this.
Please Bohr us with the details.
Don't write any checks you can't cash, Sir.
Fortunately, the voters have a way of shutting that whole thing down.
Not a fan of plum pudding, eh?
Loud clearing of throat, followed by silence.
But is he crooked enough to be an Illinois governor?
Gays - they&#039;re just like me! <i>San Diego Mayor Bob Filner</i>