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Skadi's avatar

Yes, but even if someone calls you a poopyhead, that doesn't mean you get to kick them in the shins, dump cereal over their head or staple them. Most people learn that in kindergarten.

Zhevra's avatar

You have to give him props for being thrifty. Bonus: no kickbacks or chain breakage!!

sillyclucker's avatar

The pen (or stapler) is mightier than the sword.

handyhippie65's avatar

that sucks. i was so hoping these two were republicans. i guess there's a psycho in every family.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Are there republicans in Chicago? Maybe it's all psychodems...

theCryptofishist's avatar

Sign of the times we live in.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Or, "I think you want that other political opponent organization.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Dok's moved on to the banstapler. No word on Scalzi's reaction.

theCryptofishist's avatar

Custom of the Country State.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know if I should say "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" or take the high road for once.