Fact: Most stapler related crimes are arsons, not assaults Shock and disbelief were the prevailing reactions in the west side of Chicago after Jessica Soto, daughter of state Rep. Cynthia Soto, was arrested and charged Friday with assault after a March 6 incident in which she allegedly just started totally whaling on this one guy with a bottle and a freakin' staple gun, man. And the really fucked up part is that the guy she beat up was running against her mom in the primary like a week later, if you can freakin' believe it.
Yes, but even if someone calls you a poopyhead, that doesn't mean you get to kick them in the shins, dump cereal over their head or staple them. Most people learn that in kindergarten.
See London, Jack.
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Yes, but even if someone calls you a poopyhead, that doesn't mean you get to kick them in the shins, dump cereal over their head or staple them. Most people learn that in kindergarten.
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You have to give him props for being thrifty. Bonus: no kickbacks or chain breakage!!
The pen (or stapler) is mightier than the sword.
that sucks. i was so hoping these two were republicans. i guess there's a psycho in every family.
Are there republicans in Chicago? Maybe it's all psychodems...
Sign of the times we live in.
Or, "I think you want that other political opponent organization.
Dok's moved on to the banstapler. No word on Scalzi's reaction.
Custom of the Country State.
I don't know if I should say "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" or take the high road for once.
In the Ballroom.
Well now, let's not be hasty...
Here, hold my beer.