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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

See London, Jack.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Weird!

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Skadi's avatar

Yes, but even if someone calls you a poopyhead, that doesn't mean you get to kick them in the shins, dump cereal over their head or staple them. Most people learn that in kindergarten.

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Zhevra's avatar

You have to give him props for being thrifty. Bonus: no kickbacks or chain breakage!!

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sillyclucker's avatar

The pen (or stapler) is mightier than the sword.

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handyhippie65's avatar

that sucks. i was so hoping these two were republicans. i guess there's a psycho in every family.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Are there republicans in Chicago? Maybe it's all psychodems...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Sign of the times we live in.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Or, "I think you want that other political opponent organization.

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Dok's moved on to the banstapler. No word on Scalzi's reaction.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Custom of the Country State.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know if I should say "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" or take the high road for once.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

In the Ballroom.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Well now, let's not be hasty...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Here, hold my beer.

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