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toughsister's avatar

Clearly, you cannot be a Rethuglican any more without being (A) insane or (BΒ° a Nazi. Preferably both of the above.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Describe the parabola of a hook shot. Show your work

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Hi, I just moved in next door, do you have an ankle bracelet re-charger I can use?"

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'I had no racist intent, and I apologise to all you ni<CLANG>s.'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

First Lori, and now Sherry? YOU MONSTERS!

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H0mer0's avatar

I'D eat a bowl of that.

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H0mer0's avatar

Shepard Smith's heavier twin separated at birth?

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H0mer0's avatar

just like the white supremacists who still have to keep telling everybody how "superior" they are, Germany lost its lead in the sciences after all the scientists of Jewish origin got the hell out.

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H0mer0's avatar

yeah, like that genius chick on Foghorn Leghorn

https://youtu.be/5MGBEbo1gmA

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

A coach that's good with the x's and y's

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Algebra basketball sounds like an AWESOME sport.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Only because she was reminded that her mother was the first American born member of that side of the family. Grandma and Grandpa would have been deported if some of the folks she hangs with have their way.

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fuflans's avatar

also prolly not going to win. IMHO.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah. i cut her off a couple years ago (too many emails) now i feel bad as she seems quite good.

(i'm in IL 5 quigley/rahm/steven douglas dem paradise so i'm always looking for close IL districts to help).

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

There's a 5-year waiting list up there if you want to start your own

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