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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

OT I was running low on COVID tests and I can't get any delivered until Wednesday. First world issue, I realize, but really? I have one test left and I will have to carefully monitor my health around Sickie Sickerson.

jesuswasablack's avatar

Darren had quite a bit more heft when he ran for Gov. So much so he couldn't make fun of JB! Looks like he lost quite a bit of weight as well as every bit of his mind!

aureolamanita's avatar

"We find your terms acceptable."

Tessie's avatar

I get that this is supposed to be dramatic or something, but it's early here, and this appeared on my feed, and my immediate gut reaction was, "Who's this asshole with his mouth hanging open?"

Jensie's avatar

Read his quote as "speaking nonsense" which seems way more likely

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Funny, things look pretty calm on that porch o' his. It's almost like this "coming for your guns" thing isn't really happening!

Catman's avatar

I am a Second Amendment absolutist--I absolutely believe you cannot drop the first 13 words off of it--you know, that part about the "well regulated militia" when we talk about it

Mark Linimon's avatar

Was exactly my question on reading this dog-drool: "which well-regulated militia are you a member of, sir?"

Tosca's avatar

So... he's not going to Comply? So much for Back the Blue.

Squatchferatu's avatar

He should Second Amendment himself and save the taxpayers money..

Guest Liberal's avatar

Must..resist..urge..to..SWAT...MUST RESIST URGE TO SWAT!!!!

Tecolote's avatar

Wouldn't want to ruin that nice front porch and house with a lot of bullet holes and blood, so instead of waiting for the cops to come for your precious guns, go to the police station, armed, and take them on there. Your home's resale value will not be affected that way.

Maybe's avatar

The guy says that as if it's a bad thing. He is a potential Darwin Award winner.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I'd suggest we give him the Darwin Award now and see if he will live up to the honor.

letinstar's avatar

Can he demonstrate his intentions?

Maybe's avatar

He'd probably do it wrong. He sounds really stupid.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

That guy right there is a guy who was ignored by all the cool kids in school, never had a prom date, was emancipated by his parents at age 16, has bad breath, and flunked out of basic training for being too stupid to be cannon fodder.

Maybe's avatar

Nonsense. He's plenty stupid enough to be cannon fodder.