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OT I was running low on COVID tests and I can't get any delivered until Wednesday. First world issue, I realize, but really? I have one test left and I will have to carefully monitor my health around Sickie Sickerson.

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Darren had quite a bit more heft when he ran for Gov. So much so he couldn't make fun of JB! Looks like he lost quite a bit of weight as well as every bit of his mind!

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Adios mother fucker!

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"We find your terms acceptable."

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I get that this is supposed to be dramatic or something, but it's early here, and this appeared on my feed, and my immediate gut reaction was, "Who's this asshole with his mouth hanging open?"

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Read his quote as "speaking nonsense" which seems way more likely

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And the downside?

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Up vote for your name

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Funny, things look pretty calm on that porch o' his. It's almost like this "coming for your guns" thing isn't really happening!

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I am a Second Amendment absolutist--I absolutely believe you cannot drop the first 13 words off of it--you know, that part about the "well regulated militia" when we talk about it

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Was exactly my question on reading this dog-drool: "which well-regulated militia are you a member of, sir?"

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So... he's not going to Comply? So much for Back the Blue.

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He should Second Amendment himself and save the taxpayers money..

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Must..resist..urge..to..SWAT...MUST RESIST URGE TO SWAT!!!!

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He sounds like the kind of guy who’d whine on his front porch.

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Wouldn't want to ruin that nice front porch and house with a lot of bullet holes and blood, so instead of waiting for the cops to come for your precious guns, go to the police station, armed, and take them on there. Your home's resale value will not be affected that way.

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The guy says that as if it's a bad thing. He is a potential Darwin Award winner.

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I'd suggest we give him the Darwin Award now and see if he will live up to the honor.

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Can he demonstrate his intentions?

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He'd probably do it wrong. He sounds really stupid.

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