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K.E.=1/2*m*V*V That squared velocity is a bitch Rick.

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We need to reintroduce the Corvair.

Corvair 2012, The Tea Party Express.

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I live in PDX and love this. I always drive the speed limit.

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Scientists can study the debris for traces of the elusive dumbon and moron particles.

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Uh oh...I'm going to Texas in October.

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Darwin's waiting room is never empty.

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Innerstates are where the truckstops are at.

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I hear that drive-up liquor windows here in Florida used to give you a Dixie cup full if ice if you asked, too.

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I think Texans have proven you can drive recklessly at virtually any speed.

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Some say he eats iguanas for breakfast . . .

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Rockin' good news!

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Good. Now we unfortunate passers-through can get in and out of that fucking shithole of a state that much faster.

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