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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

K.E.=1/2*m*V*V That squared velocity is a bitch Rick.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

We need to reintroduce the Corvair.

Corvair 2012, The Tea Party Express.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I live in PDX and love this. I always drive the speed limit.

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Scientists can study the debris for traces of the elusive dumbon and moron particles.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Uh oh...I'm going to Texas in October.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Darwin's waiting room is never empty.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Innerstates are where the truckstops are at.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I hear that drive-up liquor windows here in Florida used to give you a Dixie cup full if ice if you asked, too.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think Texans have proven you can drive recklessly at virtually any speed.

jqheywood's avatar

Some say he eats iguanas for breakfast . . .

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Rockin' good news!

Paul MacDonald's avatar

Good. Now we unfortunate passers-through can get in and out of that fucking shithole of a state that much faster.