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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

K.E.=1/2*m*V*V That squared velocity is a bitch Rick.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

We need to reintroduce the Corvair.

Corvair 2012, The Tea Party Express.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I live in PDX and love this. I always drive the speed limit.

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Scientists can study the debris for traces of the elusive dumbon and moron particles.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Uh oh...I'm going to Texas in October.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Darwin's waiting room is never empty.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Innerstates are where the truckstops are at.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I hear that drive-up liquor windows here in Florida used to give you a Dixie cup full if ice if you asked, too.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think Texans have proven you can drive recklessly at virtually any speed.

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jqheywood's avatar

Some say he eats iguanas for breakfast . . .

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Rockin' good news!

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Good. Now we unfortunate passers-through can get in and out of that fucking shithole of a state that much faster.

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