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Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

I went to college either too early or too late.

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Zhevra's avatar

I was a member of the Illuminati before it was cool.

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phoenix00's avatar

Oh quit it with your comments.....

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phoenix00's avatar

I think this is the one and only time in my lifetime I will ever say this, so savor it:https://i.imgur.com/uYpCWic...

Unf. Back to my usual J-pop now.

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bubbuhh's avatar

Is Illuminati Health Care better than Obamacare or tother way around? How about paid vacations and overtime? If the All Seeing Truly never sleeps, its important to know these things before signing on.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Well, one thing about Illuminati Health Care: every provider is in-network. So there's that.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

You know, the Illuminati told me that they *don't* want my daughter to be a stripper slave. They mainly want her to do cost-benefit analysis.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

If you enjoyed this story, and would like to learn more about award shows, female pop stars, minority pop stars, and especially minority female pop stars serving as Illuminati minions and victims of MK-Ultra mind control, check out vigilantcitizen.com. It's tinfoilhatlicious!

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E.A. Blair's avatar

That was Satan? I thought she was doing her Bullwinkle impression. "Gee, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If Dice really wanted to help America, he'd teach everyone the secret that allowed him to recognize and escape the Illuminati's control. Yeah, the one-eyed man is king in the world of the blind, but the only free man in a world of slaves isn't king if he doesn't control the slaves.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He did push his new book at the end, so I'm guessing it's the grift.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Oh, please. They use their mind control to convince the populace that the light bulb doesn't need changed, because they like to keep their slaves in the dark.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wow. I made it to the 38 second mark.

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urgelt's avatar

You are a strong, strong person, Celtic_Gnome. Remind me to stay on your good side.

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NeonVincent's avatar

I was hoping you'd mention that site. It is indeed tinfoilhatlicious! It's probably also where Dice got his ideas.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Are the Illuminati hiring? It's sounds like a swell organization to work for.

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