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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

No. Was there in spirit.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

oh sorry I missed this post! I didn't make it. You?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Ooh, yeah, Presque Isle is lovely, if somewhat buggy. Never swam there, though.

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johnnyandroidseed's avatar

The first thing Ms Johnson needs to do is have the Science Committee fund NASA's work on RBG's Robojudge suit.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Sneaky little bastards, ain't they? Always lurking about in the shadows...

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Leftflank's avatar

Momma said "science is a science does".

If you wanna deny science, right the fuck on-go for it. Get out your Bunson burner and beaker and let the experimentin' begin. First you'd have to prove to me how a failing dipshit with nary a firing neuron simply disproves scientific fact beyond reasonable doubt. It doesn't work like that-it doesn't work like that at all.

Lamar Smith was and is a douche canoe, I have Proof! This pendejo knows no bounds-seriously/literally.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

She has all the valuable Chinese patents.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This will turn bus tossing into sport.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

From "Thin Mint" to "Jail Bird."

I can hear those wedding bells phone calls from custody subject to monitoring ringing.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I was told there would be no rational thought.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Every time Traitor comes out with a new scheme to deal with the Russia investigation, Mueller pulls out his copy of Don, Jr.'s indictment and reads it.

And chuckles.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hold on there. If we get any runoff elections in December, you know those brown bastards are gonna step on the gas and accelerate the invasion.

At least until the runoffs are over.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I have swum in Lake Erie at Presque Isle Beach. Very nice beach, beautiful country. Highly recommended that swimming activities be restricted to the summer months.

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rtpoeman's avatar

She blinded me with it.....

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