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Trïgger Ålert?

That's Ʀetǎrded.

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I broke the letter, but not the spirit of the law.

This makes me a folk hero I think.

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But last time you made me perform an act of contrition, my throat hurt for a week...

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Dear NSA, I never thought anything like this would happen to me but....

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I LOVE Carl!

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The NSpA, however, has noted and recorded your post for future reference.

(National Shypixel Agency)

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this.

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i am sorry george bush happened.

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Q.-fucking-E.D!<br /><br /><br />Technically, they should get rid of outdated constitutional amendments while they're at it. A4 would be a good start, as it's been pretty thoroughly eviscerated.

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Yeah, but the problem with that Chinese newspaper article is you'll just be hungry for more information in a couple hours...

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It's ... complicated.

I am shy on the inside.

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Hey, cheetojeebus, we're from the government, and we're here to help. Specifically: <a href="http://www.wishbookweb.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wishbookweb.com/">http://www.wishbookweb.com/...

You're welcome

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To spare the feelings of the other men in the room.

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Don't know how you managed that, I still have to use trygger, or (Roy Rogers horse).

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It would be wonderful if Greenwald, Manning and Snowden (and John Dean and Daniel Ellsberg) were flawless, perfect heroes, who had and made good use of all the time they needed to scrub their disclosures, and whose personal lives were beyond reproach or ridicule, and whose motives were free of self-interest.<br /><br /><br />I had a TS clearance for years. Most shit that's classified is classified to keep important posteriors from being exposed to weather.<br /><br />Congrats on your \"publication\" in GG's blog. Mickey Kaus once quoted/plagiarized/borrowed from me, too. These events might be almost, but not quite, as satisfying as having that first novel (about a sensitive young man in love with a perfect girl) published to warm reviews.

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I tried snail mail sex once and I'm sorry for that. After two hours of licking the stamp wouldn't stick to the envelope and I ended up with paper cuts in the strangest places...

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