One man... born with a silver spoon up his ass... risked a small fraction of his donors' vast fortunes... for reasons that were never entirely clear... "If you lose, the country may think of you as a laughing stock... and that's okay." But only after he failed spectacularly... did he realize... that running for president sucks... unless you win...
I'm fast forwarding to the end where they strap Mittens to the roof of the station wagon and drive off into the sunset never to be heard from again
The Aristocrats!
Nah. She started in a role, but, you know.....
The lede everyone is burying is "CYBERNETIC ARM SUCCESSFULLY MATED WITH STEAM IRON"
The Tears of a Clown
Cartman: "Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy, you guys!"
I'm fast forwarding to the end where they strap Mittens to the roof of the station wagon and drive off into the sunset never to be heard from again