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The Quirk's avatar

Newt's Ego. It sucks.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh, good, you're taking my advice and going into the desert for a while. Make sure you say hello to your spirit animal for us!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Or a very very dangerous Muslinated Koran!

Perhaps their heads exploding might actually count as rapture?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Full of tyrants suppressing dissent, too.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Wow, Ken, this post was almost cheery! I think someone's gotten their hands on some happy pills!

PsycWench's avatar

And after he paid Ahnuld to admit to the housekeeper thing to knock the Bad Newt Stuff off the headlines, thereby giving Strauss-Kahn false hope about housekeeping staff in the U.S. HAPPY NOW, NEWT?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.raptureready.com\/lbl\/left-behind.html" target="_blank">Plz read thx.</a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Required reading -- how to profit from the Rupture! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0316017302">http://www.amazon.com/exec/...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Pointless, since you won't be able to buy or sell anyways without the Mark of the Beast.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/rebeccafridayrapture.png" target="_blank">Fun, fun, fun, fun. Lookin’ forward to the weekend.</a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And partay like it's 2012: <a href="http://rapture-relief.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://rapture-relief.org/">http://rapture-relief.org/</a>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I think we all get disintegrated by that powerful (and loving!) god. Or maybe the righteous get beamed up leaving the rest of us stuck here with re-runs of "Two and a Half Men" for an eternity (five episodes). My money is on a Judgment Day <i>in our hearts</i>. At least that's what I expect the We Can Know folks to be saying on Sunday.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Those bastards! I wanted a loan to <strike>buy a 70" TV</strike> build a school and they never even answered my letter. Now my <strike>dog</strike> citizens are mired in a third world living room with no prospect of improvement. IMF ruined everything!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sunless planets are where the jobs went. Also to China because we like low prices.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"If he is so Omniscient, why can't he spell?"</i>

No one likes to correct him because Dog is sensitive about his dyslexia.

fuflans's avatar

also: is it just me or did ALL the paywalls drop tonight?

and if so, does this have something to do with saturday's rapture (or whatever that thing is, on saturday)?