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bobbert's avatar

It'll be a checkbox on the form, so really convenient.

The Quirk's avatar

But letting the goverment know where you live, how many guns you own, whether you have any bombs, etc is Tyranny!

Shypixel's avatar

Already Done.

In fact, they get together every four years for a big meet-up. I think it's called the Democratic Convention.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...please replace the words "undocumented immigrant" with "guns"', then read it back to him and watch his fukkin head explode!

Shypixel's avatar

In his last circle jerk, Indiepalin came in first, third and last.

PubOption's avatar

Is Lyudmilla the Russian version of Lindsey?

PubOption's avatar

Will that prevent terrorists wearing baseball caps, (i) at all, (ii) backwards ?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can you get in trouble for stating that you want a certain senator to choke to death on a ham biscuit? Just wondering.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dumbya did call it a "Crusade" -- which made even the worst of his neocon-men wince. They must have explained things to him in a quiet room afterwards, because he never uttered the word again.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because the terrists will certainly register with the government. Being that they respect the laws and such.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yet they still managed to interview his parents and relatives. I'm starting to wonder: are ALL Republicans morons?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Undocumented immigrants don't kill people, people with undocumented aliens ... errr ... now why doesn't that work? Wait, I've got it: If undocumented aliens are outlawed, only outlaws will have ... errr ... damn! I'll get back to you.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No -- but you're allowed to read the obituary with great satisfaction.

chascates's avatar

Maybe if we quit bombing brownz in the Middle East they wouldn't feel like bombing us back.

chascates's avatar

Uh, weren't the two Boston bombers here legally?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...we may find some terrorists in our midst..."</i>

They prefer to be called "the NRA".