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It'll be a checkbox on the form, so really convenient.

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But letting the goverment know where you live, how many guns you own, whether you have any bombs, etc is Tyranny!

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Already Done.

In fact, they get together every four years for a big meet-up. I think it's called the Democratic Convention.

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...please replace the words "undocumented immigrant" with "guns"', then read it back to him and watch his fukkin head explode!

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In his last circle jerk, Indiepalin came in first, third and last.

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Is Lyudmilla the Russian version of Lindsey?

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Will that prevent terrorists wearing baseball caps, (i) at all, (ii) backwards ?

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Can you get in trouble for stating that you want a certain senator to choke to death on a ham biscuit? Just wondering.

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Dumbya did call it a "Crusade" -- which made even the worst of his neocon-men wince. They must have explained things to him in a quiet room afterwards, because he never uttered the word again.

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Because the terrists will certainly register with the government. Being that they respect the laws and such.

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Yet they still managed to interview his parents and relatives. I'm starting to wonder: are ALL Republicans morons?

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Undocumented immigrants don't kill people, people with undocumented aliens ... errr ... now why doesn't that work? Wait, I've got it: If undocumented aliens are outlawed, only outlaws will have ... errr ... damn! I'll get back to you.

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No -- but you're allowed to read the obituary with great satisfaction.

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Maybe if we quit bombing brownz in the Middle East they wouldn't feel like bombing us back.

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Uh, weren't the two Boston bombers here legally?

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<i>"...we may find some terrorists in our midst..."</i>

They prefer to be called "the NRA".

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