Hey look, it's "POLITICAL COLUMN" from The Politico . According to Roger Simon, he knows Hugh Hefner! Whoa, that is like someone famous ! It is very important to politics that Roger Simon be paid money to let us know that Hugh Hefner likes spending money on things. Just like you, follower of politics! You spend money on things!
And that's how Roger Simon invented "Sycophanting With The Stars". And that's how Roger Simon came up with "Two and a Hef Men". And that's how Roger Simon's first bro-mance began. And that's how Roger Simon invented "Pajama Media".
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And that&#039;s how Roger Simon invented &quot;Sycophanting With The Stars&quot;. And that&#039;s how Roger Simon came up with &quot;Two and a Hef Men&quot;. And that&#039;s how Roger Simon&#039;s first bro-mance began. And that&#039;s how Roger Simon invented &quot;Pajama Media&quot;.
Which was the last time he had an age-appropriate partner.
Wait, what was that part about posting to Wonkette again?
As long as you can keep your hands off them between age 60 to 78.
Given how much Playboy&#039;s stock price has dropped in the last 10 years, she better hope he dies soon.
Now I am stuck with the image of Angela Lansbury hanging out in the grotto, wearing a bikini and holding a Mai Tai.
Sexy, she wrote.
No briefs for me. I&#039;m getting a testicle-tuck procedure. And maybe implants.