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wavicles's avatar

My head hurts.

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CatWithGlasses's avatar

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to out-Trump Trump, what with the insanity and the word-salad, but here we are.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

We explored MyStore last night when this story first broke. I expected a post on it today. But I am personally disappointed that Evan didn't mention the "Donald the Caveman" comic book series, featuring Donald Trump (if Donald Trump looked more like Fred from Scooby-Doo) wearing an American flag loincloth and carrying a club. Bonus: co-written by Eric Metaxas!

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

The no-swear zone will be called Puritanette. There will occasionally be recipes, but no comments allowed.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

I fear that you didn't make this up.

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AK's avatar

OT The racism and hatred, and lack of ability to actually enforce rules to prevent these on social media platforms, is disgusting.

I'm not sure how much of it happens on Facebook since it can be more challenging to create fake profiles, but Twitter is nasty.

A pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, Yu Chang, received a slew of racist messages after he made an error in the game last night.

Just do yourselves a favor and cancel the accounts if you hadn't already.

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Carl Bastrop's avatar

Is the shipping free?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

It's not lack of ability to enforce rules, it's that offensive assholes spouting terrifying bullshit drive user engagement which drives advertising revenue.

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RickK's avatar

What the fuck was that about the 10 commandments, SCOTUS, porn and free speech? It made no sense. He must be high, right?

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anotherangle01's avatar

I think that's Bam Bam all grown up. Yikes!!!!

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

"you know, you get to the Supreme Court, you have the 10 Commandments there—so, in other words, you're not going to have porn up there,"

Thou shall not whack off to Porn Hub.

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popebuck1's avatar

I think he really needs a mental health intervention at this point.

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Grimscribe's avatar

I can get shitty stuff on Amazon. Why do I need MyStore? And which C-word can't you say on Frank? The C-word you can say on wonkette? Cock? Cunnilingus? Consarnit? Contraception? Camera? Co-conspirator? Crazy?

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Helena Hansomcab's avatar

I still hold my nose and shop Amazon some because I live in the middle of nowhere and there’s a pandemic on. Even so, I’m pretty sure I could purchase a flagpole, a styptic pencil, soap, and peanut brittle within a mile radius. But I’m sure Lindell’s online garage sale will catapult him to Bezos-Zuckerberg wealth within weeks, because God likes him.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

I print out my favorite porno videos. Uses up a lot of ink.

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