But it's a party. Just throw in some cake. And what kind of parent wouldn't bring his/her child to a Wonkette free beer party in a sports bar?
Thank you, but I've always believed I only seem funny in writing because you awesome folks are adding your own comedic delivery to my posts as you read them and making them funnier than they would be if I was saying them.
Oooh...I&#039;d like to go to New Zealand, however...<br /><br />NZ All Blacks - yay!<br /><br />Wetas - boo!<br /><br />---
If free beer includes anything from Bell&#039;s brewery of Kalamazoo MI I think I could convince Ms Monsieur Grumpe to go to the Detroit festval. Can I bring my electric Marshall amp fortified banjo?
I would love to see you all in NYC. East village. Not on a Friday.
I&#039;m so old it makes me laugh, don&#039;t worry about it.
Like a Chinese dissident.
Buzzkill.
Those idiots are lower than pond scum.
That is so sweet of you! Thank you very much!
I really can&#039;t be Limey Lizzie - I don&#039;t have that many tube sox to stuff with.
When Wonkette comes to SF I will be you!
I still think this is a cute song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Never think that!
You&#039;re only as old as the woman you feel (Groucho Marx).
Fourth&#039;d!
Hoorah! I am RSVPeeing all over this!
You&#039;re the Sheriff! Offer yourself a blowjob to make it all go away.
Comparing avatar to logo, I&#039;m pretty sure it&#039;s Barb. (Though sometimes we see what we wanna see.)
But it&#039;s a party. Just throw in some cake. And what kind of parent wouldn&#039;t bring his/her child to a Wonkette free beer party in a sports bar?
Thank you, but I&#039;ve always believed I only seem funny in writing because you awesome folks are adding your own comedic delivery to my posts as you read them and making them funnier than they would be if I was saying them.
Oooh...I&#039;d like to go to New Zealand, however...<br /><br />NZ All Blacks - yay!<br /><br />Wetas - boo!<br /><br />---
If free beer includes anything from Bell&#039;s brewery of Kalamazoo MI I think I could convince Ms Monsieur Grumpe to go to the Detroit festval. Can I bring my electric Marshall amp fortified banjo?