Here's something we appreciate the Associated Press covering, in the interest of humanity: "Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011." Well, there you have it!
The people who believe this REALLY need to get laid. Especially <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/nphotos\/Dec-17-2010-photo-Raleigh-NC-Allison-Warden-poses-car\/photo\/\/110103\/480\/urn_publicid_ap_org_a4f1f6586fd34e20ae7de209a40fe3a4\/\/s:\/ap\/20110103\/ap_on_re\/us_rel_apocalypse_soon\;_ylt=AtRL8Sc.nFRhTwZhtm3o22JTsa8F\;_ylu=X3oDMTE5MHBsazBwBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl9yX3RvcF9waG90bwRzbGsDaW50aGlzZGVjMTcy" target="_blank">this chick</a>.
I was thinking that very thing...but there&#039;s a fly in the ointment. Sure...all of the Christians will be whisked away to Heavenland...but all of the rest of the world&#039;s religions will still be in place.
Ok...have headache now. Let me see if I understand a few of things here. The &quot;seals have been broken&quot;...on the same book we&#039;ve had for 1000 years. Nothing has changed, a sequel hasn&#039;t been written, we haven&#039;t gotten a memo from the home office. Where are these broken seals??
Also, from the billboard: &quot;Save the date&quot;. Really? Do we have a choice? Jesus is coming...will you be at the rapture? No...I&#039;m going bowling as a matter of fact. See? It says so right here in my Daytimer. I guess I should have &quot;saved the date&quot;.
And another thing...is it me, or does the bible sound really creepy when read in a robotic voice?
Finally, wasn&#039;t that cartoon video some of the best circular logic you&#039;ve ever heard?
<i>&quot;...when the end comes, you&rsquo;ll be safe.&quot;</i>
The end isn&#039;t the end? Space Jebus is turning out more like another Police Academy sequel (&quot;Police Academy MMXI: Assignment Earth&quot;).
Buddha will win the day!
The people who believe this REALLY need to get laid. Especially <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/nphotos\/Dec-17-2010-photo-Raleigh-NC-Allison-Warden-poses-car\/photo\/\/110103\/480\/urn_publicid_ap_org_a4f1f6586fd34e20ae7de209a40fe3a4\/\/s:\/ap\/20110103\/ap_on_re\/us_rel_apocalypse_soon\;_ylt=AtRL8Sc.nFRhTwZhtm3o22JTsa8F\;_ylu=X3oDMTE5MHBsazBwBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl9yX3RvcF9waG90bwRzbGsDaW50aGlzZGVjMTcy" target="_blank">this chick</a>.
I was thinking that very thing...but there&#039;s a fly in the ointment. Sure...all of the Christians will be whisked away to Heavenland...but all of the rest of the world&#039;s religions will still be in place.
Ok...have headache now. Let me see if I understand a few of things here. The &quot;seals have been broken&quot;...on the same book we&#039;ve had for 1000 years. Nothing has changed, a sequel hasn&#039;t been written, we haven&#039;t gotten a memo from the home office. Where are these broken seals??
Also, from the billboard: &quot;Save the date&quot;. Really? Do we have a choice? Jesus is coming...will you be at the rapture? No...I&#039;m going bowling as a matter of fact. See? It says so right here in my Daytimer. I guess I should have &quot;saved the date&quot;.
And another thing...is it me, or does the bible sound really creepy when read in a robotic voice?
Finally, wasn&#039;t that cartoon video some of the best circular logic you&#039;ve ever heard?
Glenn Beck soon to start hawking frankincence and myrrh instead of the gold
It is an evil generation that looks for a sign--or billboard.
and what exactly do you write in your &#039;save the date&#039; book?
end of world thursday, get pedicure wed am?
Too late.
Tickets available for Christ&#039;s return show available at Ticketmaster.
Also, &quot;Save The Date.&quot; The fucking billboard tells us to save the date for judgement day. That. Is. Awesome.
They probably have a balancing injunction against taken advantage of heathens by selling them soon-to-be-worthless goods. Tough luck, Sheriff.
Which is fine, as long as no one&#039;s putting them in <i>charge</i> of anything, you know?
Does he <i>really</i> want to put it out there that Jesus was crucified on April Fools Day?
I see they have bumper stickers in Spanish. Do Mexicans get to heaven legally, or do they have to climb a fence?
Does she have any cash, cars or real estate she wants to off-load before she gets raptured? Jack, please put me in touch.
<i>&quot;...when the end comes, you&rsquo;ll be safe.&quot;</i>
The end isn&#039;t the end? Space Jebus is turning out more like another Police Academy sequel (&quot;Police Academy MMXI: Assignment Earth&quot;).