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fuflans's avatar

oh man what a great thing! congratulations!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm thinking that a hung witch is actually a warlock

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

unfortunately, lying to stupid people works

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's like a reverse cowgirl, only not nearly as much fun

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Lot_49's avatar

That's guy talk. The ladies are more interested in handbags.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sorry Republicans, but it's going to take more than just putting a new cover on that binder

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

A sammich-related query?

Either way, congrats. I hope she gives you extra mustard.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as it doesn't involve ping pong balls

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I bet that smelled really bad when he pulled it out of his ass.

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bobbert's avatar

One Weird Question.

Congrats.

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Dylan Black's avatar

*PRETEND to honor the interests of the public.

Since that is all they are doing in these....classes, learning to pretend that they give a damn about women and the issues that concern them.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Those socially/morally bankrupt dumblicans need to learn how to "listen" to and "converse with" women, not "talk" to (at?) women; stop interrupting, too! And learn how to pour your own damn coffee, it's not a difficult task you idjits!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the very fact that you have to teach your candidates how to talk to half the country IS the problem- there's not enough Spackle in every Home Depot in the country to smooth over this fundamental problem

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I think part of their problem is that they heard women have a thing for big dicks.

Trouble is they're doing it wrong.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or greedy as fuck. today's GOP consists of a small group of selfish sociopaths leading a whole bunch of chronically stupid and hateful morons

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