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PsycWench's avatar

Ain't no warehouse that big.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Add melted butter and it will plump right up.

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diogenez's avatar

wants to see a photo of Uncle Bubba’s Seafood and Oyster House up on blocks.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Funny, but what you wrote could be taken in a way that suggests you don't entirely accept that reasoning...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

No, they're supposed to be really tasty together, but I've never been able to get past the sight of chicken sitting there on a waffle. It just -

Oh. Never mind.

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diogenez's avatar

That's no lady!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Waylon Smithers ?

Bela Lugosi ?

(this is a tough one)

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The Quirk's avatar

A chicken even a wingnut wouldn't fuck.

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The Quirk's avatar

To be fair, this is Georgia we're talking about.

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The Quirk's avatar

Un-Foxy Boxing.

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PsycWench's avatar

"States' Rights Market". Possibly without the correct apostrophe use.

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PsycWench's avatar

They gave the ads to the employees for free, but with the contact info blacked out. You have to pay for that.

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PsycWench's avatar

Well, nothing necessitates an immediate, unannounced business closing like "exploring development options".

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe they are some kind of Georgia creek oysters.

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chascates's avatar

They that live by the butter will die by the butter.

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schmannity's avatar

A chicken with wattles--gross.

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