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Ain't no warehouse that big.

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Add melted butter and it will plump right up.

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wants to see a photo of Uncle Bubba’s Seafood and Oyster House up on blocks.

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Funny, but what you wrote could be taken in a way that suggests you don't entirely accept that reasoning...

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No, they're supposed to be really tasty together, but I've never been able to get past the sight of chicken sitting there on a waffle. It just -

Oh. Never mind.

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That's no lady!

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Waylon Smithers ?

Bela Lugosi ?

(this is a tough one)

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A chicken even a wingnut wouldn't fuck.

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To be fair, this is Georgia we're talking about.

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Un-Foxy Boxing.

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"States' Rights Market". Possibly without the correct apostrophe use.

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They gave the ads to the employees for free, but with the contact info blacked out. You have to pay for that.

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Well, nothing necessitates an immediate, unannounced business closing like "exploring development options".

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Maybe they are some kind of Georgia creek oysters.

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They that live by the butter will die by the butter.

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A chicken with wattles--gross.

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