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<i>The 9-11 gift store was “made possible through the generosity of Paul Napoli and Marc Bern,” partners in a law firm that reaped $200 million in taxpayer-funded fees and expenses after suing the city for nearly 10,000 Ground Zero workers.</i>

I neeed a drink.

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bobbert's avatar

"Conservative" Democrats?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

More like "ass heap" of history. Because butt secks.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>you just have to imagine that he is on his knees trying to rip his own heart out and sacrifice it to God just to make all the gayness stop.</i> The part about being on his knees is very easy to imagine.

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PsycWench's avatar

Two of my former students, both women, married last year in Philly. When I checked their registry at Target I realized that Target doesn't have "bride" and "groom" anymore, just persons A and B. Rick, when companies the size of Target are down with same-sex marriage, it's over for you.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Did Pennsylvania get the same lightning storm last night that we did right across the lake? I'm sure that Ricky and his friends saw it as God's wrath. It was a pretty cool storm.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Ain’t no way that Jones (or at least Jones’s law clerk) didn’t know exactly where that particular turn of phrase came from. It’s a beautiful little tweak at the nose of Reagan-loving bigots.</i>

Or else a salute to Jones's (and apparently Reagan's) main man, Leon Trotsky.

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malsperanza's avatar

You're referring to this one, right? <a href="http://nypost.com/2014/05/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nypost.com/2014/05/18/outrage-over-911-mus...">http://nypost.com/2014/05/1...

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schmannity's avatar

Hide your dogs!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Perhaps, just perhaps, behind daddy's back, a Santorum child fist-pumped and said "Yes!"

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chascates's avatar

Only if accompanied by a pair of white loafers.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

That picture! It looks like Ricky made the mistake of backing that ass up into something unexpected.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, if Ricky wants to flee all this homosexxican stuff...I hear Tehran is lovely this time of year.

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