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<i>The 9-11 gift store was “made possible through the generosity of Paul Napoli and Marc Bern,” partners in a law firm that reaped $200 million in taxpayer-funded fees and expenses after suing the city for nearly 10,000 Ground Zero workers.</i>

I neeed a drink.

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"Conservative" Democrats?

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More like "ass heap" of history. Because butt secks.

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<i>you just have to imagine that he is on his knees trying to rip his own heart out and sacrifice it to God just to make all the gayness stop.</i> The part about being on his knees is very easy to imagine.

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Two of my former students, both women, married last year in Philly. When I checked their registry at Target I realized that Target doesn't have "bride" and "groom" anymore, just persons A and B. Rick, when companies the size of Target are down with same-sex marriage, it's over for you.

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Did Pennsylvania get the same lightning storm last night that we did right across the lake? I'm sure that Ricky and his friends saw it as God's wrath. It was a pretty cool storm.

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<i>Ain’t no way that Jones (or at least Jones’s law clerk) didn’t know exactly where that particular turn of phrase came from. It’s a beautiful little tweak at the nose of Reagan-loving bigots.</i>

Or else a salute to Jones's (and apparently Reagan's) main man, Leon Trotsky.

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You're referring to this one, right? <a href="http://nypost.com/2014/05/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nypost.com/2014/05/18/outrage-over-911-mus...">http://nypost.com/2014/05/1...

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Hide your dogs!

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Perhaps, just perhaps, behind daddy's back, a Santorum child fist-pumped and said "Yes!"

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Only if accompanied by a pair of white loafers.

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That picture! It looks like Ricky made the mistake of backing that ass up into something unexpected.

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Well, if Ricky wants to flee all this homosexxican stuff...I hear Tehran is lovely this time of year.

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