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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The collective IQ in Florida north of Orange County is about 73. A fact I didn't fully appreciate until I moved to North Florida.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I remember watching those debates, or at least the first one anyway. JFK won hands down.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I suspect that at least some of those areas are colored blue because there aren't that many people living there, so there are much fewer reports of lightning.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought that the Florida state motto was "Hold my beer and watch <i>this!</i>"

Chris Grrr's avatar

As an inmate of 321, I have no doubt that the Florduh Dems can come up with a novel way to spectacularly ruin any goodwill gained tonight.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Crist didn't want to have to sit in his own stench, like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/563416\/is-this-scott-walker-farting" target="_blank">Scott Walker</a> did the other day.

artem1s's avatar

this is true. the Ohio Democratic Party is sucktacular.

PsycWench's avatar

I expect he's getting a lot of blow-back.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Can't have a fan? In Florida? That's an <i>actual</i> rule?

This rabbit hole is certainly deep!!!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't overestimate the intelligence of Florida voters. The fact that skeletor was even competitive before this speaks volumes

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Except Tricky Dick had Shweddy balls

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I sense that some political advisor for the Scott campaign will tomorrow have a sudden urge to "spend more time with his family".