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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The collective IQ in Florida north of Orange County is about 73. A fact I didn't fully appreciate until I moved to North Florida.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I remember watching those debates, or at least the first one anyway. JFK won hands down.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I suspect that at least some of those areas are colored blue because there aren't that many people living there, so there are much fewer reports of lightning.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought that the Florida state motto was "Hold my beer and watch <i>this!</i>"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as always IOKIYAR

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Chris Grrr's avatar

As an inmate of 321, I have no doubt that the Florduh Dems can come up with a novel way to spectacularly ruin any goodwill gained tonight.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Crist didn't want to have to sit in his own stench, like <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/563416\/is-this-scott-walker-farting" target="_blank">Scott Walker</a> did the other day.

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artem1s's avatar

this is true. the Ohio Democratic Party is sucktacular.

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PsycWench's avatar

Comb-over libel!

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PsycWench's avatar

I expect he's getting a lot of blow-back.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Can't have a fan? In Florida? That's an <i>actual</i> rule?

This rabbit hole is certainly deep!!!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't overestimate the intelligence of Florida voters. The fact that skeletor was even competitive before this speaks volumes

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Except Tricky Dick had Shweddy balls

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

And the fans go wild...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Charlie is gonna be busy

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I sense that some political advisor for the Scott campaign will tomorrow have a sudden urge to "spend more time with his family".

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