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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Where's my Egyptian cotton?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If Iraq had been on oxygen, it would have been perfect.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

No, he said he'd donate 5X the amount. $1M x $5M = $5M.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You know, the more I see Melania, the less actual physical beauty I see there, which is about the only thing that motivates Donald.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

It is nice to see what Secretary Powell really thought, but this changes nothing of my view of him. Much of Powell's success is built on his near 40 year career of lying in the service of the Government. He was no more than a middling officer in the US Army until he went to Vietnam in late 1968 to cover up the My Lai massacre of March, 1968.He proved to be such a competent liar that his career in the Army took off, eventually reaching the rank of 4 star General. His skill at lying during the first Gulf war helped him become the Secretary of State.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Look up his complicity in the cover up of the My Lai Massacre in Vietnam in 1968. That work helped his career take off.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

No one has seen Malania since the convention. Back in Russia?

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

What? Wand Erection? What?

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Google "Colin Powell My Lai massacre "

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BadKitty904's avatar

Or "tubes".

I was merely expanding upon the Trumpenfuhrer's recommendation to the U.S. military. In response, Hilz suggested "Why not carrier pigeons?" - an option that might also be considered.

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ez's avatar

You know she uses real Caviar because she smells like fish

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Powell has demonstrated that he is a terrible human being.

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TeeRaak's avatar

1. People who are shallow and superficial judge people based on looks.

2. People who are not smart tend to choose mates with similar intelligence.

What does Donnie see in Melanoma? Exactly what he sees in himself.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Yaaassss, queen!

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

I love these emails.

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Marceline's avatar

So the real news here is that Colin Powell is a catty bitch.

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