In Just A Few Hours, Scott Brown Will Be Crowned America's Most Beloved Kennedy
Let's all play this game in which we try to guess Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein's bonus. Won't be depressing at all. [ New York Times ]
Toyota recalled many Priuses (Prii?) because of brake problems. Although , if a car crashes and ceases to exist, can you even imagine how that will like erase its carbon footprint? [ Washington Post ]
Scott Brown's election will be certified today, which means he'll be all set to swear-in. Ted Kennedy's ghost is running out of time!! [ CNN ]
Today the House will vote on whether it's cool or not if America sinks deeper into debt. [ AP ]
John McCain is pretending to be more conservative than he actually is in order to win his Senate race, which he could lose. What he needs is sassy, fresh-faced Vice Senator at his side, a real Phoenix outsider. [ The Hill ]
January retail sales were better than expected. In other words, Americans gave some truly horrific and tasteless holiday gifts that needed exchanging immediately. [ Reuters ]