Maine governor Paul LePage is a real shitbag. In 2013, he said a mean about Democratic state senator Troy Jackson, specifically that Jackson does rude things to Mainers in their butts, or more precisely that he "claims to be for the people but he’s the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline.” Ya burnt! Also, that is the wrong way to do it, if you are using Vaseline, you are doing it wrong. So that is the context for why a former Democratic Maine rep lady named Jeanne Twomey decided that LePage was being a dick during a town hall meeting, and
Contrary to what Gov. LePetomaine - I mean LePage thinks, petroleum jelly is not a good lube for the sexytimes. It is, however, excellent for throwing at chaffed buttholes.
oh, sure.you post about the honorable goobernor accidently and unitentionally misspeaking about Stephen King moving from Maine in order to not pay liberal taxes for all those benefits he receives for free, but where's your mention of his very sincere, very public apology for getting that lie all inaccurately wrong?
The plastic jars they put Vaseline in now just don't have the heft of the old glass ones.
Seriously, Maine. How bad was the D candidate that made you choose this unlubricated asshole instead?
Vasoline? Weren't there any shoes available?
Contrary to what Gov. LePetomaine - I mean LePage thinks, petroleum jelly is not a good lube for the sexytimes. It is, however, excellent for throwing at chaffed buttholes.
Pity the poor custodials who had to clean a stage that was covered with mucilage-laden santorum.
She don't use Jellies...
It wasn't in Kennebunkport.
Napalm is a highly flammable tacky jelly...WITH VOTES!~
oh, sure.you post about the honorable goobernor accidently and unitentionally misspeaking about Stephen King moving from Maine in order to not pay liberal taxes for all those benefits he receives for free, but where's your mention of his very sincere, very public apology for getting that lie all inaccurately wrong?
But if he uses Vaseline, the poors might enjoy it! And we can't be having that, now can we?
And this guy was elected twice. Maine, the Can Get Fooled Again state.
I would throw so many votes at his head.
I love the smell of Vaseline in the morning, it smells like...
hmmm, I may have said too much
There was vote splitting going on.
Oh I would have thrown some LePage's Glue at to glue his asshole closed, so we wouldn't have to hear anymore of his "ideas".
[lawyer throws up hands in resignation, resigns]