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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Taking a tip from the Taliban, even as they gibber about the Muslin threat to 'Murica.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

See if they've got Newt and Frothy listed as visiting profs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Once the kiddies in this program graduate with high school "educations", and THEY start in on the teaching, the state's average SAT scores will be on a par with Somalia's.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You know, without even having to think about it, where Scalia and Thomas and friends will come out on this. Nobody dares take a case up there, without feeling pretty confident that Roberts is going to swing their way.

Lefty Mark's avatar

c) Your front yard is to a metal salvage business. d) Your back yard is to your laundry room. e) A pair of pliers is to a dentist.

Lefty Mark's avatar

f) A shirt with sleeves and a collar is to formal evening wear. g) A shirt with sleeves and a collar that is free of grease stains is to a tux.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Prom night for me consisted of me, my girlfriend and a couple of her friends dropping acid in her basement, listening to Pink Floyd and "getting to know each other" better.

chascates's avatar

I'll stick with the Universal Life Church mail-order pastor to run my scams thank you. Who could be so vile as to bilk the taxpayers while ruining the future of innocent children?

PubOption's avatar

I doubt that there are many transgender students at religious private/homeschools.

PubOption's avatar

The mayor of St Louis is doing all he can to dismantle the public education system, probably because he thinks it will be easier to influence individual schools rather than the school board.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I knew there had to be an explanation for Carolina beauty queens.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, somebody's got to take down those asbestos ceiling tiles ... and those outside contractors charge a fortune.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

$4200 per student per year seems kind of high price for future burger flipper or maybe something less useful like TeeVee evangelist.