Those hilariously non-funny satirists at the National Report have done it again, with a fake news story about Bill Murray accidentally helping to capture a bank robber in Tokyo.
How do we <i>know</i> that Bill Murray has <i>not</i> foiled any Japanese bank robberies? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
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One year at the Chronicle&#039;s Comedy In The Park day, a guy sang the theme song to The Beverly Hillbillies to the tune of The House of the Rising Sun.
How do we <i>know</i> that Bill Murray has <i>not</i> foiled any Japanese bank robberies? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
This is an <i>old</i> story. By now, the bank executive love Bill Murray long time.
Anything I read that I want to believe is true. Anything I read that I don&#039;t want to believe is LIEbral propaganda.
How do you know it&#039;s not true? WERE YOU THERE? EEENNGGH?
But did he sing House of the Rising Sun?
&quot;Short version&quot;
Too late.
Check your facts, Wonkette. I heard it was Bill Maher.
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One year at the Chronicle&#039;s Comedy In The Park day, a guy sang the theme song to The Beverly Hillbillies to the tune of The House of the Rising Sun.
Hilarious!
Does this mean that story about Sharon Stone being involved in a jewelry robbery on the French Riviera was not quite all true?