Hot on the heels of Katy Perry's super-stunna-shades announcement that she would not be running for governor of Texas again, we bring you the sad shocking news that Johnette Napolitano is quitting her gig as the frontwoman for the Department of Homeland Security and
DHS Secretary has got to be the worst cabinet job of all. Remember that it was invented by Joe Lieberman, and contains the Theatrical Security Administration plus the Bureau of Fun Stuff (alcohol, tobacco, firearms'n'assplosives).
Plus: the Coast Guard. What is <i>that </i>all about?
Picking a politician as head of the UC system couldn&#039;t <em>possibly</em> have anything to do with one major national party&#039;s campaign to politicize education, could it?
Coast Guard also makes sense if you have paranoid delusions of Al Qaeda masquerading as Messicans and submarining around the Totally Awesome Impenetrable Border Fence (TM) that we&#039;re totally gonna build and will totally 100% work.
Four years or more of soul-destroying boredom while you sit among hormonally imbalanced youth. It&#039;s no wonder Flaubert said schools are the slaughterhouses of imagination.
DHS Secretary has got to be the worst cabinet job of all. Remember that it was invented by Joe Lieberman, and contains the Theatrical Security Administration plus the Bureau of Fun Stuff (alcohol, tobacco, firearms&#039;n&#039;assplosives).
Plus: the Coast Guard. What is <i>that </i>all about?
Or &quot;Federal Pork delivery to many congressional districts,&quot; including Cleveland.
Picking a politician as head of the UC system couldn&#039;t <em>possibly</em> have anything to do with one major national party&#039;s campaign to politicize education, could it?
Coast Guard also makes sense if you have paranoid delusions of Al Qaeda masquerading as Messicans and submarining around the Totally Awesome Impenetrable Border Fence (TM) that we&#039;re totally gonna build and will totally 100% work.
GTFO
STFO seems more appropriate in this case...
Plus La Jolla Playhouse, and nicer place for family visits, too!
Fortunately, Rick Santorum is <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/520776\/rick-santorum-thinks-it-would-be-fun-to-run-a-movie-studio-2" target="_blank">no longer available</a>. Bullet dodged!
Edit: Apparently the reply-by-email feature helpfully removes URLs from hyperlinks. Thanks, IntentDebased!
FYI, she&#039;s playing an acoustic show here tonight
California Girl does not musically come to mind.
Four years or more of soul-destroying boredom while you sit among hormonally imbalanced youth. It&#039;s no wonder Flaubert said schools are the slaughterhouses of imagination.
Oh also, pep rallies.
It was UC Davis, not Berkeley. It&#039;s the ag school of the UC system. You can get a degree in oenology--that is to say, wine drinking.