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<i>"...let us know you want a new one. NO CHEATERS."</i>

I guess Mark S. isn't getting a new mug. Or a new job. And if he keeps hanging out at his ex's house, he's not getting a new wife either.

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He’s a Republican allright.

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S.C. has always voted for the "family values" candidate. You think maybe they're ready to drop the quotation marks this time around?

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He made the cardinal sin of not sticking his fingers in his ears before yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

That's going to cost him some votes...

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Did he wear his hiking shorts?

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How did this guy ever get elected governor in the first place?

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Dude is <em>soooooo</em> lucky ECB didn't <em>really</em> twist the knife with a comeback like "voters, I promise I <em>will</em> hear your inconvenient questions" or "I won't try to duck accountability for my actions by faking a hearing problem."

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"Product was exactly as advertised, can I have a replacement?"

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(R).

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I believe the preferred container for eels is a hovercraft.

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