Oh this is fun. Apparently yesterday disgraced piggy Mark Sanford, who has just been getting weirder and weirder, and his opponent Elizabeth Colbert Busch had them a dee-bate! (Your Wonket abandoned you and went and did important things like yelling at the Post Office instead.) (Also, if you returned something to your Wonket -- like, maybe you ordered a
<i>&quot;...let us know you want a new one. NO CHEATERS.&quot;</i>
I guess Mark S. isn&#039;t getting a new mug. Or a new job. And if he keeps hanging out at his ex&#039;s house, he&#039;s not getting a new wife either.
S.C. has always voted for the &quot;family values&quot; candidate. You think maybe they&#039;re ready to drop the quotation marks this time around?
Dude is <em>soooooo</em> lucky ECB didn&#039;t <em>really</em> twist the knife with a comeback like &quot;voters, I promise I <em>will</em> hear your inconvenient questions&quot; or &quot;I won&#039;t try to duck accountability for my actions by faking a hearing problem.&quot;
<i>&quot;...let us know you want a new one. NO CHEATERS.&quot;</i>
I guess Mark S. isn&#039;t getting a new mug. Or a new job. And if he keeps hanging out at his ex&#039;s house, he&#039;s not getting a new wife either.
He&rsquo;s a Republican allright.
S.C. has always voted for the &quot;family values&quot; candidate. You think maybe they&#039;re ready to drop the quotation marks this time around?
He made the cardinal sin of not sticking his fingers in his ears before yelling &quot;LA LA LA I CAN&#039;T HEAR YOU!&quot;
That&#039;s going to cost him some votes...
Did he wear his hiking shorts?
How did this guy ever get elected governor in the first place?
Dude is <em>soooooo</em> lucky ECB didn&#039;t <em>really</em> twist the knife with a comeback like &quot;voters, I promise I <em>will</em> hear your inconvenient questions&quot; or &quot;I won&#039;t try to duck accountability for my actions by faking a hearing problem.&quot;
&quot;Product was exactly as advertised, can I have a replacement?&quot;
(R).
Shatner?
I believe the preferred container for eels is a hovercraft.