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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...let us know you want a new one. NO CHEATERS."</i>

I guess Mark S. isn't getting a new mug. Or a new job. And if he keeps hanging out at his ex's house, he's not getting a new wife either.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He’s a Republican allright.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

S.C. has always voted for the "family values" candidate. You think maybe they're ready to drop the quotation marks this time around?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

He made the cardinal sin of not sticking his fingers in his ears before yelling "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

That's going to cost him some votes...

diogenez's avatar

Did he wear his hiking shorts?

chascates's avatar

How did this guy ever get elected governor in the first place?

SullivanSt's avatar

Dude is <em>soooooo</em> lucky ECB didn't <em>really</em> twist the knife with a comeback like "voters, I promise I <em>will</em> hear your inconvenient questions" or "I won't try to duck accountability for my actions by faking a hearing problem."

SullivanSt's avatar

"Product was exactly as advertised, can I have a replacement?"

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I believe the preferred container for eels is a hovercraft.