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Check out these pictures of kittens! Fuck Ted Cruz!

This is going to get me in trouble some day, but it'll be worth it.

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Can we talk to the UN about this!?!? Fuck! Halp!!!!

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I think it'll be a heavy lift--Texas may still be some years away from the Dems being able to win statewide--but a hard run for Hegar is necessary to get Dem turnout up and help a lot of the downballot races. We have to keep fighting for this state, keep building our voter base, and play the long game here. We're a lot closer than we were a decade ago.

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Go, M.J.!

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I've been in Texas 50 years; Cornyn has been an embarrassment in every public office he's held - he's been on the public dole longer than an overripe banana (where did he get all that money on that salary??). Dumb as a stump, charisma of a truck stop hot dog, skating by on kissing up, Velcroed to who might do him the most good, and survives politically by portraying himself as some latter day Randolph Scott (Randolph Scott!!) to save us from the POC hordes. That's Texas - last in everything important. He needs to be sent to his rocking chair down at the ranch, where he and Rick Perry can swap n-word jokes.

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💓

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I see her every year at Fantasy Fest in Key West, with them body painted to look like dog snouts.

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Shiny.

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I am not bothering with tomatoes because the ninja squirrels in my backyard will eat them all. They already made off with my apricots and peaches.

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That sounds pretty scary.

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Faceborg is for old people. I work with teens and I learned that from them. I have had no interest in social media and I just got Instagram for a work thing a month or so ago.

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Wendy Davis is running against the anthropomorphic thumb Chip Roy in my district this cycle. Fuck that stupid motherfucker Chip Roy. Two first names? Mass murderer.

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well.... I suppose you could say making him cry on live TV might have put a bit of a ding in his reputation.

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I met with some old friends I hadn't seen in 35 or more years. Within a few minutes we were talking along like we always had. No differences.

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Yeah, that sort of thing really sucked.

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