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Jared James's avatar

It was love at first sight.

Wait, sorry, that was chaplains.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously the army hates the troops.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He'll be on duty in Texas. But when will he be allowed back in the United States?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Has anyone even told him about the reactionary lynch mobs out for his scalp yet?

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schmannity's avatar

Isn't he supposed to marry Morena Baccarin, run for Congress from Virginia, and then kill the Vice-President? Someone better give Joe Biden a heads up.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I can't recall, what was Yossarian's opinion of Army psychiatrists?

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malsperanza's avatar

Waiting eagerly for John McCain to issue his combined support and condemnation of this development.

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Jared James's avatar

If he has any damn sense, he's stayed off the internet since he got back. (and will continue to stay away for the rest of his life, like quitting smoking only with more Amazon drones)

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